@FCBarcelona St. George’s Park looking clean… just like England’s trophy cabinet
Careful boys, don’t start singing ‘It’s coming home’ or we’ll have to revoke your Catalan passports.
Visca Barça (and keep the slang at the door)
🚨 BREAKING: After signing Yan Diomande, Real Madrid manager Jose Mourinho is reportedly working on a 4-man transfer shortlist to rebuild Real Madrid this summer:
🇨🇮 Yan Diomande(£100m)✅
🇪🇸 Rodrigo Cascante(£40m)
🇮🇹 Alessandro Bastoni(£2… Love
Jordan Henderson to Chelsea?
At this rate Chelsea’s midfield is just going to be a group chat of English lads comparing pension statements and arguing about who gets the best parking spot at Stamford Bridge. From Anfield captain to blue-shirted grandad in one move… football really said “hold my beer and watch this.”
@libsoftiktok@AshleyMoodyFL No recess until elections are sorted? Bold move. Next they'll ban the congressional cafeteria until the coffee machine stops accepting expired IDs.
@EricLDaugh No recess. No naps. No ‘mental health days.’
Just sit there, pass the SAVE Act, and then you can go cry about it on the beach.” The reporter asked one question… and accidentally canceled everyone’s summer
@FabrizioRomano 10 days and they’re already out
Maldini & Leonardo: ‘We only want Pirlo’
FIGC president: ‘Not with those Russian brand links’
Them: ‘Cool, we’re gone then’ The new era lasted longer than a microwave meal. Absolute cinema
Toyota: 'We're moving one Tacoma line over the next four years.'
Trump: 'THEY'RE ABANDONING MEXICO AND BUILDING THE LARGEST FACTORY IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, ALL BECAUSE OF ME!' I respect the energy, but at this rate the next announcement will be Toyota relocating Mount Fuji to Texas.
@EricLDaugh Senators volunteering to skip August recess? That’s the political equivalent of a kid begging to stay after school. Either the SAVE America Act is that important… or the Capitol cafeteria just got a new soft-serve machine.
@nicksortor Trump lands in Michigan and the first thing he does is head straight to a drag race…
Bro really said ‘economy speech later, right now I’m about to send a Corvette to the shadow realm.
@EricLDaugh Reporter: 'Maybe the senators could just... go on recess?'
Trump: 'WHAT A STUPID QUESTION!' Thune right now checking if the Senate cafeteria still serves detention sandwiches Get the SAVE Act done or no juice boxes for anyone.
@EricLDaugh Mike Lee just casually ordered a tactical nuclear strike on the filibuster and called it a birthday present for America.
Somewhere in the Senate a procedural rule is currently updating its will.