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[Warlock Hindu @WarlockHindu]

Best Prime Minister India ever witnessed 🇮🇳

[Mihir Jha @MihirkJha]

Over to you Delhi Police - these expiry date crossed AAPians need to be taught some lessons in Democracy

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Cockroach Party hasn’t taken police approval for the protest on 6th June and will later play the victim, claiming that they are not being allowed to hold even a peaceful protest.

Aisi politics dekhi-dekhi lagti hai 🤣

[Chota Don @choga_don]

Cockroach Janta Party just announced its 3 Spokespersons

Let's see who they are?

Saurav Das
Standing shoulder to shoulder with Umal Khalid, calling him 'the bravest' and giving him 'mad respect.' The man famously associated with the chilling, infamous slogans threatening that India would be broken into pieces-'Bharat tere tukde honge.'

Meet Vijeta Dahiya
The primary content writer for Dhruv Rathee. One writes the scripts, one creates the video one acts as the 'independent' spokesperson, and they all pretend to be neutral watchdog

Meet Ashutosh Ranka
Tweeting 'Forever and ever AAP,' crying ab&u how politics requires 'greed and selfishness only to turn around and claim AAP is 'Indias best bet.' The hypocrisy is staggering

[Amit Kumar Sindhi @AMIT_GUJJU]

Meet Ritabrata Banerjee - the man who snatched TMC from Mamata Banerjee 😭🤣

-Joins CPI(M) and becomes a Rajya Sabha member

-Leaves CPI(M) and joins TMC

-Gets another Rajya Sabha term from TMC

-Alleged private photos with a woman surface online

-Party takes no action

-Wins the 2026 election

-Secures the support of 59 MLAs

-Becomes the Leader of the Opposition in West Bengal

-Removes "Bhaipo" from TMC

-Sends Mamata Banerjee to the Margdarshak Mandal

-Becomes the sole owner of the TMC party 😭🤣

[Aadi @Gitekimhit]

They thought we wouldn't notice

[Rishi Bagree @rishibagree]

CJP Manifesto

Jail CEC & SC judges
Rebuild Babri Masjid
Restore 370 & Article 35A
Free Delhi Rioters from Jail
Nationalise all Adani-Ambani assets
Restore Aman ki Asha with Pakistan& BD
Overthrow the democratically elected Govt
First right to Minorities on National resources

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

6 जून का संभावित घटनाक्रम:

१. जंतर मंतर पर धरने का प्रयास
२. अनुमति ना होने के कारण पुलिस द्वारा रोकना
३. पुलिस से 'संवैधानिक अधिकार के हनन' को ले कर धक्का-मुक्की
४. सोशल मीडिया पर शोर: हमें देश में प्रदर्शन का भी अधिकार नहीं
५. कुछ तिलचट्टों को डिटेन किया जाएगा, वांगचुक घसीटा जाएगा, नहीं तो ख़ुद घिसट लेगा कवरेज के लिए
६. वहाँ से कुछ वीडियो आएगी कि देखो हमें कैसे घटिया स्थिति में रख रहे हैं
७. विदेशी मीडिया में कवरेज, GenZ और युवाओं को मोदी ने जेल में डाला
८. ट्विटर पर तगड़ी गालियाँ, इंस्टा पर जयजयकार, यूट्यूबर्स को कंटेंट ही कंटेंट

[Rohit @Iam_Rohit_G]

Names of Aamir Khan Wives and GF:

- Reena Dutta
- Kiran Rao
- Gauri Spratt

Names of Aamir Khan's Children :

- Junaid Khan
- Ira khan
- Azad Khan

Do you see a pattern here???

[Bong Political Doctor 🧡 @bong_politics]

Ritabrata Banerjee is new LoP of West Bengal now

🚨🚨

58 TMC MLAs supported him

He has no problem with Mamta Banerjee but has huge problem with Abhisek Banerjee

So its over for DJ Bhaipo now ?

[Manoj Srivastava @ManojSr60583090]

*देश के गद्दार*

*खान दिव्यकृति ओझा फैजल*

*जैसे जिहादी माफिया*

*जो कोचिंग की आड़ में*

*लवजिहाद का रैकेट चला रहे है*

*हरामजादे*

*सभी मुस्लिम लीग के पालतू सुअर हैं*

*अंजना ओम कश्यप ने*

*पागल कुत्तों के झुंड में पत्थर मारा है*

*तो भौंक भौंक के शोर मचाएंगे ही*

[🇮🇳 Rupen Chowdhury 🚩 @rupen_chowdhury]

Same to same !! 🧐

[Dumb & Dumber @love2speaktruth]

Blabbering vs Hammering

[Aaruhi Reddy 🥷 @CuteAaruhi4]

In Kolkata, two Muslim women came to a mosque and told a Haji that they were from Malda. They said their husbands had given them triple talaq, but now wanted to take them back. For that, they wanted to undergo halala.

Hearing this, the Haji became very excited and immediately agreed without much thought.

The next morning, the Haji went to the market to buy things for the ritual. He bought some power pills and protection. But when he came back, he found that both women had disappeared. The lock of his cupboard was broken, and all the valuables inside were gone.

This time, instead of performing halala, the Haji himself got halala-ed. 😂

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

ED raid at Abhishek Banerjee's residence 🤌🏻😂

[Tajinder Bagga @TajinderBagga]

Why Cockroach hate Brahamans ?

BTW he is newly appointed National spokesperson of Cockroach Janta Party, Who is good friend of Terrorist Umar Khalid & against Ram Mandir in Ayodhya.

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

Sonam Wangchuck will receive CJP Founder Abhijit at the airport 😭😂

"We invite everyone from all political parties to be part of the protest." - SOURAV DAS

They know, they have no public support. That's why openly inviting Opposition party workers 😂

[Incognito @Incognito_qfs]

Good Night from North East India.

[Arpit @ag_arpit1]

Instagram ke followers ke according toh RaGa ko nahi Sunny Leone ko PM Candidate bana dena chahiye 😭

Kyu sahi kaha naa @abhijeet_dipke ?

[Maithili @SuvarnBharat]

She made false allegations against the producer of the show ...she won Bigg Boss show on the basis of these false allegations with one sided support of Salman khan and sympathy from the audience...
After Pahalgam attack she refused to blame Pakistan for her special love for the country..
She works for the Congress party from 2019..I think that's enough to speak about her