Ted

19, Chelsea FC

[Ted @TedCheeseman98]

Get a man who can do both

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

When you see Kane and Sterling in such incredible form, you do have to wonder how they'll manage to bring their form down to a desperately low level in time for the World Cup.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Poor old Shane Long. I remember the last time he scored a goal. Ninteen tickety-two. We wore onions on our belts. It was the style at the time.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Never tell the British what to do... 😂😂 https://t.co/PmQ8zMojya

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

Not her words... the words of Shakin’ Stevens. https://t.co/0HbmYQyyNi

[Oli @OliSales]

Over 5.5 snapchatted roast dinners, 3 lynx sets each half and 20+ my boy did good posts

#RequestABet

[Aim Nothyng @BladeeCity]

Hope everyone bein real Jolly yfm

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

Baines: “Go on dad, tell them, about that time you downed five pints of gravy in a minute”

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Coo fuckin be

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Put a fuckin hamburger in dat piece a shit https://t.co/1g1vMC0jXR

[ODDSbible @ODDSbible]

"Hey mate fancy a burger or pie?"

"Nah mate, I've got a bag of carrots”

[RG @registability]

Last year I took insane abuse for saying Özil > Alexis in terms of influence. Would've driven a weaker mind to lose confidence. Was clear to anyone who knows football.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Peptide "PED" Guardiola & the secrets of Tiki Taka. A thread on Pep's historical habit of doping & performance enhancing drugs, his links to other cheats, suspicious doctors & the ongoing rumours that surround him to this day.

💉💉💉

[Tom Knowles @tkbeynon]

Only in 2017 could Poundland get into an awkward situation with Twinings Tea over a miniature elf figurine teabagging another plastic toy

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

I love festive football. Hopefully this year we can have a repeat of Boxing Day in 1963. Wow!

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Andy Hinchcliffe thought Maguire was going to blast his penalty. Yep, we all f*cking did. Look at the size of his head.

[Ted @TedCheeseman98]

@DanielLaw99

[Ted @TedCheeseman98]

@BillyJoeBiggs1 @ChristinaDrew_ @CallumHillier97 Good lad