Ted Conroy

Just here so I don’t get fined

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

@AlexanderHuey As

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

@Braden_4198 @brand0n @SawyerMerritt No idea how I ended up this deep in the replies but… Correct! I would buy an E92 and risk rod bearing failure before I got a Tesla because driving, like cooking, is an about skill+ feeling for me. I hate cooking and microwave a lot. I love driving and I don’t want this.

[Arun Rama @arunformylife]

ERCOT asked all of us to conserve energy and only the Cowboys listened.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Running into someone whose name I should definitely remember but I don’t

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

@DionRabouin Dove City is BACK

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

Maybe post of the year.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

A 90s Subaru on baldies could’ve done this but I hope it softwares better next time!

[The Cybertruck Guy @cybrtrkguy]

For those of you who missed the Cybertruck-on-a-snowy-hill drama 😂

There’s more to the story.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

@edsbs Had a ‘99 stick Forester in college at Syracuse. I could stop that thing halfway up a 7% grade during a blizzard and get up without batting an eye and it had absolutely nothing to do with my driving abilities.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

My ‘99 stick Forester could tackle this.

[Ethan @EZebroni]

BREAKING: Ford rescues Tesla Cybertruck after it struggles to carry small payload up a snowy hill https://t.co/98cQuQ0vhk

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

This is impressive: every person mentioned in this article comes across as the worst person in it https://t.co/3ZVCoSCh1v

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

The committee needs to take this into account when considering the playoff picture.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chargers’ HC Brandon Staley said Justin Herbert was diagnosed with a fractured right index finger.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

Katy Perry gonna give Toney a call tonight and tell him it’ll all blow over.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

Well then can someone buy out my 4xe

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

JUST IN — Average days on lot by vehicle type:

EVs: 72 days
ICE: 57 days
Hybrid: 39 days (!)

Hybrids are *extremely* hot right now.

(Data from sponsoring partner @FullpathCDXP)

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

@ShannonLins @BrentAxeMedia Big number 35…

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

@robbiez Rob I’m so sorry and can’t imagine your pain right now. I’m thinking of you and your children.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

Starting a new business slinging 2023 Pro-Vs out of the back of my trunk at future Monday Qs.

[USGA @USGA]

We have finalized the next step in our years-long effort to address consistent increases in hitting distance and golf’s sustainability.

These changes to the Overall Distance Standard will take effect in January 2028.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

Nobody said anything about fargiveness though.

[No Laying Up @NoLayingUp]

Very intrigued by this specific part of the release.

This has the potential to make a much bigger impact than today's announcement.

[Ted Conroy @TedConroy]

This man was sacked many times we all saw it on Thanksgiving

[NFL Total Access @NFLTotalAccess]

"I'd say he's probably better at playing quarterback for the Philadelphia @Eagles, right now he'd be more productive."

@DCarr8 emphasizes Marcus Mariota should be the QB1 over Jalen Hurts. 😳