Ted Pettingell

Boston Comedy's Original Manic Pixie Dream Boy. Two of the legs in @AreWeAHorse

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@AreWeAHorse most female friendly sketch yet. https://t.co/v530x7FZEl

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I still don't care about Country Music.

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Haven't cried myself to asleep in my a while. Thanks BBQ sauce isle of the grocery store. You know what memories you bring up.

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Haven't cried myself to sleep in a while. Thanks Boston Comedy. Your lack of integrity has no bottom.

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Hugh Hefner is in Pornography heaven. It's just him and the lower half of Larry Flynt.

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Hugh Hefner requested that his body be tossed in the woods where some kids might find and enjoy it.

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Mel Brooks is just mad because he doesn't understand real satire is reading your hot take tweets to a roomful people who agree with you

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Rich Jocks Don't Get Undeserved Praise From President: Nerds Furious.

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Does anybody else see the irony in nerds defending millionaire jocks from Donald Trump

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Mel Brooks is just mad because he doesn't understand real comedy is humorlessly lecturing about white supremacy and rape culture.

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We all know you couldn't make The Producers today because antifa would show up and punch all the actors dressed as Nazis.

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Some how we topped ourselves in stupidness once again. New sketch from @AreWeAHorse https://t.co/Nrvww27ol9

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All female reboot of lord of the flies. A group of young girls create a utopia only to starve death when a spider moves into the fruit tree.

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I've never read Lord of the Flies but I suddenly have very strong opinions about it.

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Just found either rock candy or broken glass in my hair... does anyone know a good tongue doctor?

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One year ago today @AreWeAHorse released its first video. Watch it again or watch for the first time https://t.co/MrkJTSff92

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New Sketch from @AreWeAHorse with my name in the tittle. https://t.co/I1K4FxGatd

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@TriciaAuld I thought this guy sucked but the Asian accent hello won me over.

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Correction watching this old man on a vibrating chair in this car dealership watching Donald trump watch the eclipse is the saddest thing

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Watching people on tv watching the eclipse is the single saddest thing I've had to do this year.

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So can we see the clown Holocaust movie now?