Ted Pylon

Attached to nothing, connected to everything.

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

The Legend of the Naked Truth.

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Hello, putangina talaga ng @ConvergeSupport!!! Dalawang linggo nang walang internet. Pero kapag silat na
Personalidad gaya ni @Howieseverino, ang bilis niyong umaksyon mga animal kayo. 😤😤😤

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

@millemnl Hahaha. Tara takbo!

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Happy birthday @millemnl!!!

[Drop Site @DropSiteNews]

Turns out, the United States did send $50 million for STD prevention to Gaza ($83 million to be exact).

Just so happens, it was sent to the province of Gaza in Mozambique, the country located on the southeastern coast of Africa. Hamas in Gaza, Palestine, did not receive $50 million worth of U.S. condoms from that grant, like President Trump suggested earlier today.

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Kathniel fans, let it all out. This is a safe space.

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Sana ipasok si BBM. Number 1 pa naman sa steal ang pamilya niya. #FIBAWorldCup2023

[Professors of PUP @ProfessorsOfPUP]

‘Di ka nga makasagot sa recitation ko tatakbo ka pa ng SK.

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Eugene and his team says #NoToJeepneyPhaseout!!!

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

But then again, the transformation I did was so fuckin’ difficult, I feel like I deserve to be called POGI all the time.

Also, I had to FIGHT with my life to be called POGI by trike drivers and vendors all the time, soooo…

Guys, it HURTS to be called “Sir.”

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

It’s so weird talking to students from PUP. They call me “Sir” even though my email signature says Pogi.

But then I promised myself I would NEVER be that person who insists on being called “Pogi” when I got my looks.

So I don’t say anything…

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

“Ang payapang pampang ay para lamang sa mga pangahas na sasalunga sa alimpuyo ng mga alon sa panahon ng unos.”

Rest in power, Ma'am Lualthati! ✊🏻

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Nakakatamad mag-trabaho ngayon dahil bed weather. Okay lang ba yun, Donnalyn???

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Dapat grateful kasi may klase na. If school makes you unhappy, I hope you find a school that will. Yung pakikiligin ka and sheet 🥹 Anyway, this is just a reminder that having education is a blessing bessss change mindset, it’s 2023!! 🤍

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

Bakit may sad dahil back to school na? Diba dapat masaya ka kasi may chance ka na pagandahin buhay mo at ng pamilya? Trip ko pa nga may klase ng January 1 dahil superstition ko may matututunan ako buong taon pag ganun.

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

@FBI @FBIMostWanted

[SMNI News @smninews]

Sino ang gusto mong susunod na maka-one-on-one interview ni Pastor Apollo C. Quiboloy?

#YourVoiceMatters
#SMNIexclusive

[The Professional Heckler™️ @hecklerforever8]

No chill 👉🏼 @fabregas_jaime

[Marlon Ramos @iammarlonramos]

PDEA officials should be asked if they intentionally kept the Oct. 11 arrest of SOJ Remulla’s son from the public/media.

Rumors about the incident started circulating on Wednesday, but some media outlets were allegedly “requested” not to report it “in the meantime.” 🤷‍♂️🤥

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

🎵🎶 And now let the weak say, “I am strong” 🎵🎶

-US Dollar

[Ted Pylon @TedPylon]

#BalikSinta2022

📸: Mark Gregory Isip

[Miss Susan Raw Sex @pathcarcer]

Your shows will always have long queues (Pila Ulit Pila). We are all rooting for you! @marinaxsummers

#TeamMarinaSummers #DragRacePH