Thicken Nugget

Sarcastic Dreamer, deviant and Dad. Predicted the Movie Theater Jam on 8/19/15

[Thicken Nugget @TedR14]

Corncob TV has been vindicated

[New York Post @nypost]

Body falls out of bottom of casket at funeral as horrified mourners scream https://t.co/ANOuYdeXuG

[Thicken Nugget @TedR14]

@bigdrewtweets Droo…you were ahead of your time. Too bad @JimCosta_ can’t see your genius.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

Daughter: “Mother, why do they call billionaires ‘job creators’?”
Mother: “Because ‘dragon sitting on treasure’ tested poorly with focus groups.”

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@ShittyVibesTM Sup GrandUnc?

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@kabumped Caught the human version of this on my ring camera

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Florida #roethlibreak

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Georgia #roethlibreak

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Tennessee #roethlisbreak

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Kentucky #roethlibreak

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Indiana. #roethlibreak

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Getting ready to start vacation. #roethlibreak

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@The_real_colin @boring_cars How can we make this look like a Kia?

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don't talk about it.

[Thicken Nugget @TedR14]

The Great Lakes are just amazing. Just when you thought you’ve seen it all…

#lakemichiganwhales

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@SeanPBali I wish we could do lions poetry

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@ShittyVibesTM Muh freedumb

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@Rp444444 @JimCosta_ Just an excuse

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@GfedGoCrazy This an awful opinion