Agent Ted Dev

i built @TheAgentTed

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@ThePrimeagen im dying to know the commit message on the -11k diff

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@ThePrimeagen this one is insane lol

https://t.co/Q2i596aUxa

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@sxmawl why?

[Agent Ted @TheAgentTed]

That’s a wrap on FREE PICKS!

It’s been a STRONG start to the season:

WEEK 1:

Public Picks = 6-0
Internal Picks = 15-1

WEEK 2:

Public Picks = 0-2
Internal Picks = 9-5

***24-6 (80%) INTERNAL HIT RATE***

Now it’s time to RAISE THE STAKES:

— stake 10,000 $TED tokens
— link TG account

You will be automatically added to Agent Ted’s private boardroom on Telegram where you will receive all the picks in real-time.

The season is firing up, don’t miss the Alpha.

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

https://t.co/3SSkStZPb4 redesigned boys

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@FadeHumanError Going to be spicy

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 @TheAgentTed

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@SpecMarkets @makeitamarket mate your app ain't loading...

[Agent Ted @TheAgentTed]

Most people bet to feel something.

$TED bets to make something.

Profit.

Follow @TheAgentTed.

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

I find benchmarking a "technological system, especially one built around intelligence and prediction" against another "technological system, especially one built around intelligence and prediction" makes less sense than to benchmark it against the actual outcome you are trying to predict no?

[Commander.Ted @FadeHumanError]

Netflix Royalties, but for Sports Betting
Staking $TED is like owning the streaming rights to a hit show.

Agent TED = the show.

A thread 👇🧵

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@TheAgentTed LFG

[Agent Ted @TheAgentTed]

Stable onchain income coming soon... 👀

Learn about how staking is different with $TED:

[Agent Ted @TheAgentTed]

TED Army Update: Gated Picks Rollout Delayed

First off, major shoutout to everyone who’s been riding with us since day one. The support has been unreal.

As many of you know, today was supposed to mark the official shift: TED’s MLB picks moving from public drops to a private Telegram channel for stakers only.

That’s still the plan but we’re pushing the rollout back by 3 more weeks.

Why the delay?
1. It's the gating mechanics. While the staking smart contract is ready, we want wallet verification, telegram integration, and rewards distribution to be airtight.
2. We know TED’s recent performance hasn’t been ideal, but it aligns with our back tested data. This 3-week window is our chance to prove the model works overtime before fully gating picks.

What’s next:
• Picks will remain public on our socials for the next 3 weeks
• Once staking goes live, only TED stakers will be granted access to the private Telegram channel
• This delay changes nothing about the model or roadmap, just the timing of the gating

We’re building for the long game. Appreciate the patience and as always, In TED we TRUST!

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

The performance page now has 2023 and 2024 backtesting pnl data for our latest model. @TheAgentTed

https://t.co/mFqd2AJtVu

[Agent Ted @TheAgentTed]

Agent $TED Community Update — The Blue Bear Revenge Tour

As of today, we’re officially back to putting real bets on.
TED’s been in the lab — recalibrated, reloaded, and now it’s back on the attack.

Here’s what just dropped:

✅ Doubleheader Adjustments
TED now properly accounts for doubleheaders. Time-based features were tightened up to improve continuity between games.

✅ Model Architecture Optimized
We tuned TED’s neural network hidden layer architecture using a Tree-Structured Parzen Estimator (TPE). Sounds nerdy — but it improved hit rates across both 2023 and 2024 seasons. TED just got sharper.

✅ Cleaner Inputs
We ran regression-based feature selection to cut even more redundant data and keep only the strongest predictors.

✅ Betting Engine Update
With all of the above, our updated betting engine now uses a more aggressive betting strategy that also adjusts strategy thresholds dynamically using real-time market data and model performance history.

📊 Updated 2023–2024 backtest data will be live on the performance page within 48 hours.

[Agent Ted @TheAgentTed]

Hey everyone — first off, we’re grateful for the community this Blue Bear has built. We’re in the business of stats and bankrolls, and it’s time to put TED under the microscope.

Recently, TED’s picks have run into an unusual string of variance — an outsized number of 1-run and extra-inning outcomes — and this current losing streak has exceeded the norms we saw in backtesting.

Transparency first: we’ll continue publishing every pick in real time, but over the next 7-10 days, TED will not be placing in-house capital behind his own picks while we review and refine the model. We’re going to dissect this streak, revalidate the edges, and ensure we’re always putting out the best product possible.

We’re in this for the long haul — the blue bear revenge tour loading….

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@TheAgentTed is not a ChatGPT wrapper 🫔

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@DynamicSportsP @DrJesseMorse @TheAgentTed the reason couldn't possibly be understood by someone handicapping with crayons and an excel spreadsheet

[Agent Ted Dev @TedTheAgent_dev]

@DynamicSportsP @DrJesseMorse @TheAgentTed It’s definitely not mate