Eliot Dyson

Beer enthusiast, Wisconsin politics, remote work advocate, cat pictures. Tweets are my own.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

This whole thing is a crypto scheme

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

From awkwardly hawking weird prayer apps on Fox & Friends' B show to secretary of defense in 7 months. Only in Trumplandia.

[Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews]

Meanwhile in Russia: Putin's presidential aide Nikolay Patrushev said, "To achieve success in the election, Donald Trump relied on certain forces to which he has corresponding obligations. As a responsible person, he will be obliged to fulfill them."

[Eliot Dyson @Tedbirt]

@tastiestofnoms Lads!!

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@tastiestofnoms I’m not seeing jack outside!

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@tastiestofnoms I am very sad

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Tough to compete with this

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@tastiestofnoms Holy shit my dad and I played the hell out of Commander Keen!

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Tully Cat is officially 17 and she celebrated her birthday by rolling back the years and going full terrorist mode at 2am.

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@tastiestofnoms My car is outside and so therefore there shall be no hail.

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@tastiestofnoms No hail plz.

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@tastiestofnoms If I’m cleaning up cat vom when a tornado hits I am going to be proper cross!

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@tastiestofnoms And now she’s vomited. What a bitch.

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@tastiestofnoms Meanwhile Tully is wanting to go out on the porch.. 🙄

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@tastiestofnoms Thought crossed my mind but I’m sleepy

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@tastiestofnoms Ordering some!

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@tastiestofnoms Googling!!

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@tastiestofnoms I’m sorry what?!?

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@dave_dyson @WhyRWeHere99 GO BREWERS!!! (So many flaws...)

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@HiHoGabHo Can confirm - it is amazing live, highly recommend!