Teddy Roberts

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@ariavgz7 If you want to be a virgin its a choice,so...no.

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@RuthPamellla While talking on a 1920's era phone a lightning strike collided with the phone box outside running all the way to the bone bone inside. She is now S U P E R C O O T E R

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@margaret51lfh0v Ill go mouth to south while you go north to pole. Thats a 71..yeah a 71 ive got 2 fingers in your balloon knot

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@MakenzieLewis_ How you aint gotta head

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@oelma__ I could see myself sandwiched in between you two... Its an elevator after all.

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@IsaRicci_ok Only on days that end in y

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@MbarkCherguia Nobody knows this butt behind her (pun intended 2X) stands all 17 judges

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@Dawn23n Let them coconuts fall out of that tree

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@Geniustechw Im pretty positive your ass is the cause of that earthquake

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@Patito181818 I did find u like that. I snapped the pic and put you on...obviously

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@sashaseyx Damn!! little honey got that SOOPAH POOPAH!!!

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@rejoicemes Hey neighbor can I borrow a cup of that ass

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@LisaRandalao F.)....fuk she going to be Hooooje!!!

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@Bigimranznaq I hope you never crash a car bc your boyfriend would call 911 and say "oh no my Dixie Wrecked" not a good look

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@mulexmillav Hi how are you

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@lloydhalsey8 @realmegxo Yo

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@camilahotttie Um it looks like 3,200,000 ants running out of those bikini bottoms

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@Janeiselite As long as I can get my weed eater to the station for a fill up we will be fine.

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@Kolawol56239716 You asked a question. Give me 6 options to choose from. Then tell me who to pick 1. Im not picking number 1 theres 5 more ladies there and they'll feel left out.

[Teddy Roberts @TeddyRober54051]

@mimibustie Cuntortionist....clever