Heather Rukin

First of my Name, Queen of PowerPoint, Breaker of Bread and Mother of Chihuahua.

[Heather Rukin @Teddy_Ruxbin]

@rickygervais Finally! Cemetery Junction has been added to Netflix! 🙌🏼

[Mark McClurg @Mark_McClurg]

I have Coronavirus I have spent the last week fighting for my life in ICU. I wanted to share personal video about how deadly and dangerous this is. Can you help me retweeting this out. We must protect our amazing NHS staff. #coronavirus #Covid19 2/2

[Bill Neely @BillNeelyReport]

3 things I have learned about the #coronavirus crisis. 1. Hospitals are not the frontline in this war. You are. The medics treat the fallen. 2. The virus doesn’t spread. You spread it. 3. There is no medical solution yet (& maybe ever). You are the solution.

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

Supermarkets have been able to cope with the demands of 60 million people every day of the year for my entire life. The system works. If you stockpile, not only are you ruining a system that means you can always get what you need when you need it, you’re a selfish twat.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

A good illustration of why the surgical hand washing technique is really very important

[Marilyn @MarilynMill_]

WHY ARE YOU NOT ADDING THAT HE HAS BEEN SELF ISOLATING & NOT BEEN WORKING IN ANY PUBLIC FACING JOB SINCE RETURNING FROM VIETNAM????????????????

[Benjamin Salka @benjaminsalka]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if we keep buying food in normal amounts, there will be enough food for everyone.

[Heather Rukin @Teddy_Ruxbin]

@victoriabirtles 😂😂

[Heather Rukin @Teddy_Ruxbin]

@gillt66

[Heather Rukin @Teddy_Ruxbin]

@rickygervais @JaneFallon RIP darling Ollie 💙🐾

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

To the people who have bought 27 bottles of soap leaving none on the shop shelves for others, you do realise that to stop getting coronavirus, you need other people to wash their hands too, you great thundering walloper.

[Stuart Antony @STU_ACTOR]

I waved at a girl because I thought she waved at me. Turns out she was waving to another guy. So to get out of the situation I kept my hand in the air and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I’m now in Prague starting a new life...

[Heather Rukin @Teddy_Ruxbin]

@iNabber69 That’s really not how you make tea.

[Heather Rukin @Teddy_Ruxbin]

@m3rcutio176 A liger is pretty much my favourite animal #napoleondynamite

[Lisa! Lisa! @Lisa_aheM]

Awake all night listening to my neigbour's garden gate going - THWAK! THWAK! THWAK!
ENOUGH! I thought at 5.30 and angrily stomped out to fix it, whereupon I found it wasn't my neighbour's gate, it was the lid of my toppled wheely bin bashing against the kitchen wall.

[Big Chillin @TrickysBall]

At no point in this video I felt like I knew what was happening next.

[Chris Washington @ChrisWash_]

just in a cafe in wigan, heard a fat bloke in his 60s say “I’d have knocked than mon out fury fought last neet, fuckin shite” as he tucked in to his belly buster. didn’t catch his name but keep your eyes peeled for wilder’s comeback fight against a man in a 3XL slazenger fleece.