elise

26 / Liverpool / ig: @elise_tedford

[Mr. Unbothered @TheCalmOnepp]

Kendall Jenner's body card is simply undefeated ❤️‍🔥

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@MrRoberts84 Buy 2 and stop being tight

[Covie @covie_93]

MAGA was more outraged by Cracker Barrel changing their logo than trump raping kids.

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

“They ate Humans”

21yo Model Gabriella Rico Jimenez - after attending an ‘Elite’ Party.

She disappeared forever after this night and was never seen again.

Now in 2026 - pages from the Epstein files vindicate everything she says she saw - the ‘Elites’ torture, sacrifice, perform rituals and feast on human flesh.

[elise @TedfordElise]

@hughjastle69 @elonmusk This ain’t even the shooter bro, he’s been released from custody and the shooter is still on the loose.

[elise @TedfordElise]

can someone explain to me how @tiktok_uk have removed my comment on HSTikkyTokky’s video calling him out for blatant harmful rhetoric… but his SEVERAL videos spewing the most vile shit is still allowed to be public? ‘Safety’ features my ass.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

I can't believe that everyone watched Grenfell happen in 2017, then watched Jacob Rees-Mogg blame the victims and saw them sweep it under the carpet.

And still voted for the Conservatives, don't make that mistake again.

[elise @TedfordElise]

This !!!! The way that the media perpetuates the false idea that this is a ‘conflict started by Hamas on October 7th’ is DELIBERATE. Fuck the UK man, everyone on that stage is chatting utter bollocks #itvdebate

[bex ❤️🇵🇸 @bex__xx]

Very irresponsible for her to rephrase the question and imply that the Israeli bombardment of Gaza was merely a response to oct 7th and not a 76 year long genocide #itvdebate

[elise @TedfordElise]

The hostages won’t be released until there is a permanent ceasefire. Israel have been repeatedly declining the offer by Hamas exchanging hostages in return for a permanent ceasefire. Have a backbone and condemn Israel’s genocidal actions #itvdebate

[elise @TedfordElise]

The basement yard experience? More like the fucking bankruptcy experience Jesus Christmas I appreciate that the tickets were cheap but my impulsivity is now costing me 2.5k… I’m JUST A GIRL ON MINIMUM WAGE why do I have such expensive ideas

[elise @TedfordElise]

I’ll take my round of applause and standing ovation for booking @TheBasementYard tickets in Atlanta despite living in the UK. Now to spend the next week frantically looking for flights to Georgia that won’t interfere with my trip to NYC 3 days after the show. Fuck my fucking life

[elise @TedfordElise]

@itsmeleighton nice to see Blair Waldorf traded in Paris for Costa Del Sol

[Eamonn Holmes OBE @EamonnHolmes]

Schofield has finally been caught out ... But he's not the only guilty party. 4 high members of Itv management knew what sort of man he was ...and NEVER once took action to prevent him controlling or taking advantage of his position over young people.

[elise @TedfordElise]

Am I the ONLY person who finds it weird when men put pictures of kids on their dating profile? “Not my kid” in the bio kills me every time 💀😭

[elise @TedfordElise]

So I’m contracted to work 1 Saturday a month on top of my mon-fri shifts. This month I decided to work from home on my Saturday shift. That day is today. The same day PAUL RUDD visits the pub 5 minutes away from my office. The universe hates me and wants to see me cry.

[elise @TedfordElise]

@easyJet either cancel my flight or let’s get movin bro I’ve been sat in John Lennon for 4 hours

[elise @TedfordElise]

seeing a lot about Matt Hancock not washing the poo off his hands, but what’s a bit of bird shit when your whole hands are covered in the UK’s blood? #ImACeleb #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere #poogate

[elise @TedfordElise]

the only house I wanna see Matt Hancock face is the House of Commons after abandoning his constituents for 3 weeks #ImACeleb #ImACelebrity

[elise @TedfordElise]

Matt Hancock ‘opening up’ and being ‘honest’ and then admitting to Sean how he avoids difficult questions 🥲