Frozen Ted Williams

I'm Ted Williams frozen head and I could still hit better than Mark Bellhorn bitches.

[Frozen Ted Williams @TedsHead]

@KyleFlaherty Lackey? that guy's a pussy. we need real men like Dick "the Monster" Radatz, "Knuckles" Cicotte or "Lefty" Cremins.

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@KyleFlaherty what crap are you talking about now?!? I'd unfollow you if I wasn't such a fan of #faxmarketing. Damn kids on their Twitter.

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@txhoudini what are you an idiot? Of course I'll be watching the All Star Game. I wouldn't miss a game with my boy, Nomar, playing.

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@txhoudini Pesky thawed me out. He's a good man.

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@KyleFlaherty good guess tough guy!

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@AaronStrout @JasonStoddard enough with the jokes whippersnappers. I used to crap out tougher things than you two turds.

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Hey, I see that Nomar is playing tonight. Pesky must have been pulling my ear (no legs left to pull) when he said the #redsox traded him.

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@JasonStoddard watch it wise guy. Ya think it's easy just being a frozen head?!?

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Anyone know how the #redsox have been doing? I fell asleep three weeks ago and just woke up. Sox were sucking wind...

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@JasonStoddard @KevnFlaherty what the hell channel is the #redsox game on again? I keep adjusting the rabbit ears on my tv but can't find it

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@tygab humbug.

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@JasonStoddard wise council, my ass. What you need is some true grit in the form of a real player like Wake doing his thing.

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Ha, what? Hello. Just walk up from a two week long nap. Looks like the damn #redsox finally won a game. That old bastard Wakefiled huck it.

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@BryanPerson don't think that was by mistake. @TedKennedy and I orchestrated that. Nice touch don't you think?

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@txhoudini you know, you're all right Houdini. BTW, is your father Harold by any chance? He and I used to drink boilermakers together.

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@tygab yeah. Well, there still suspect. I chew guys like that up for lunch and spit 'em out.

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By the way... anyone know who those two punks @Kyleflaherty and @Aaronstrout are? Those guys think they know about the #RedSox. Bah!

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This Beckett kid is bringing the heat. He reminds me a lot of Jimmy Bagby. Not the best W/L record but that guy could bring the fire.

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Hey, anyone see Teddy Kennedy? I know he's at the game. He and I were supposed to catch up for some wheat grass smoothies after the game ...

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RT @tygab: @tedshead might be a good way to avoid bugging non-sports fans with #redsox tweeting... [I'll eat you for lunch too... grrr]