braindead

my brain.. is like oatmeal! I'm losing it

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People at the airport suck at their jobs

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“I swear to god it better be cash of site!” - @fuckbegin

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Our flight attendant hates whites but I don’t blame her. I’m allergic to people

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Everybody needs to take out their fucking AirPods. Y’all look silly af

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Being on the internet is like driving. Idiots everywhere

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Your gimbal footage looks like gimbal footage

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It’s not warm when she’s away #billwithers

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Drafted tweets but instead fuck you

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Cousins are family

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Uhhgg hate seeing myself

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FLEX FLEX FLEX is all I see smh

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Just saw the Gulliest accidental 3 wheel motion 😂

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As if trampling people to stardom is glorified these days lol

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Parked up in the drobalt is where I've had some of my fondest memories

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If y'all don't like me, blow me

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Everyone's TM smh

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Never plugged. Always pluggin

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Shitting with the door open 👌🏻

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Katy Perry does zero for me

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"the outcome is so fucking funny. Humans are fighting with weapons but more of them die from what's inside their stomach" - @TeamSESH