Teeble Kneeble

Semi-permanantly exhausted. Free-range “adult”. Terrible poet.

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@GrantSRivers Obviously managed to piss off hair, makeup and wardrobe departments this week. Thank god they told us who she was meant to be. I had zero idea 😂

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@SaintsExtra

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@LoSiento3jtd @SouthamptonFC Thank you! Everyone is so damn negative on here. Was it a good performance today? No. Did we lose? No. Should we be happy to take 7 points out 9 in 6 days? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

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@SouthamptonFC Clearly @AdamBlackmore ‘s fault for saying how good we are at defending set pieces seconds before the corner was taken.

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@SouthamptonFC Absolute belter 🔥🔥🔥

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A heartbreaking week 💔💔 First Dolly, now Tim.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Actor Tim Curry, star of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, has died at the age of 80.

🔗Read more: https://t.co/nPBZ1jB60p

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I am not ok 💔🦋🦋

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

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@Matt78741515 @SouthamptonFC Ditto, mate.

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@Matt78741515 @SouthamptonFC You’re right, I didn’t. Unlike them, I’m not constantly following boro’s socials. Banters great but, it hasn’t been good banter (from either side) just the same old boring shite.

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@Luke91321018363 @stewilson1989 @SouthamptonFC I’m sure they were and I’m sure that was also f*ing dull to read. I’m all for banter, it’s just the same old boring shit. People (on both sides) could at least come up with some more entertaining insults.

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@Draadje_AUA @SouthamptonFC Apologies to the pendants in the crowd, I should have said “we almost always lose the opening game”. Off the top of my head, I can remember 2 wins since the millennium on opening day? Maybe more but clearly not that memorable and I can’t think of any in the decade before either.

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@campbellclaret Is bell end (bellend?) one word or two?

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@chris_kammy This is far too much excitement for a Sunday night 😂

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@CountBinface Doing the lord’s work, thank you.

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@SouthamptonFC Happy birthday to me (hopefully) 🥳

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@SouthamptonFC Lovely birthday weekend present (especially if you can push it to the Sunday!). It’s normally an international break around my birthday so will be the first time I have a match to look forward to 🥳

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@Fx1Jonny @IndiaWilloughby Good god, the hypocrisy of saying “You worship a terrorist who is a warlord, a pedophile…” 🤦‍♀️

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@Number10cat I don’t often get emotional about a celebrity death but, fuck me, did this one just hit me hard 😢 rest in peace, sir.

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@SouthamptonFC You’re spoiling us today, admin! ❤️🤍❤️