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It's true that an apple a day keeps the psychiatrist away. However, what they don't tell you is that you have to have a good aim and to throw it pretty hard.

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If I haven't offended you today, please be patient, I'll get to you eventually.

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A blue whale's asshole can stretch to approximately 3 feet, making it the second largest asshole next to Starmer.

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@HazelAppleyard_ L

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When did Twitter become X?

[The Secret @thesecret]

Everything you want is an inside job! The outside world is the world of effects; it’s just the result of thoughts.

[Daniel Farrelly @danielfarrelly]

I'm going to start to refer to things that happened before yesterday as Elizabethan, might be useful...

Journal: "you agreed to review this paper last week"
Me: "yeah but that was during the Elizabethan era, they were different times"

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I finally found it... rock bottom

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@UNICEF "urgently" needs £27 to help the Ukranian children (notice the adults don't count here). Perhaps If they quit advertising on EVERY SINGLE block of adverts on EVERY blasted channel, they could save themselves thousands and use that money instead. They're a bloody joke!

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@BPDManicBirdie Love ya too, Birdy 💋

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@BPDManicBirdie Look on the bright side, it's only for a couple of days then you'll be out of Twitter prison 😊

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@BPDManicBirdie Ahh, that sounds plausible. Still, shame on them for banning you!

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@BPDManicBirdie I can't see what you've done to get banned. I mean, it's not as if you've been posting nudes or even swore. Someone's having a laugh don't you think? I'd say take it to Boris Johnson, but he's not even a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

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@BPDManicBirdie What did you do to get banned?

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@BPDManicBirdie I'm doing ok

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@BPDManicBirdie You're most welcome. How are you now?

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@BPDManicBirdie I was thinking of you just the other day and then you pop up. I'm sorry about the awful rollercoaster you've been through, but you're still here and that's what's important.

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When I was young, I was scared of the dark. Now, when I see my electric bill, I'm scared of the lights.

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Diesel £1.68 per litre...
£85 to fill the tank.
Fill her up and drive off.
£50 Court fine.
Save £35 per tank.
Follow me for more money saving tips 👍👍

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@LValentineBlogs @IamCarrieagain Have you tried Coeliac UK? They have some fantastic gluten free recipes. For a small fee of £2.25(ish) a month, you get support from their helpline, member2member and from local groups. I can't recommend them enough.

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I've just learnt that a Monster Munch isn't actually a footprint as I spent my entire childhood thinking. They are actual monsters...