TylerJ

Believer in the Three S’s…..Saban, Science, and Sarcasm

[TylerJ @Teej85]

#TrueStory #ThereIsNoXenuOnlyZuul

[Jared Beasley @DbJared]

LAZ after walking Across the Country for a third time, enjoying a chocolate beverage. Baker's Beach, San Francisco.

PC: Olle Berg

[Big Trouble Ben Bishop @bigtroubleBB]

Imagine having no clue who skeletor is or what Masters of the universe is, and seeing this outside your bedroom window

[The Bulldawg Report @ReportBulldawg]

The greatest rivalry in College Football:

[TylerJ @Teej85]

I watch more golf than the average golf-watcher and I have watched exactly zero minutes of LIV golf. It’s the Fast and the Furious franchise of sport

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[TylerJ @Teej85]

We’re all Tommy Fleetwood’s kid tomorrow. @TheMasters #ClearIt #Dry #Dancin’

[TylerJ @Teej85]

@chefjoseandres This wins. Just shut Twitter down now

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

No way Jose!

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

Hyphenated.

Non-hyphenated.

The irony.

[TylerJ @Teej85]

@AutismCapital @meathead 11 minutes later…..alarms blaring, red lights circling, a robotic voice comes over the loudspeakers. WARNING WARNING, MAIN CONTROL PANEL COMPROMISED…WEVE BEEN HONEYED

[The Masters @TheMasters]

Excellence is the standard at Augusta National. #themasters

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

I would have gone with you to the end, Big Dog. Into the very fires of Mordor.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Death of Bara, by Jean-Joseph Weerts, 1883

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Blows my mind how much earth has shrunk in just 54 years. Concerning

[TylerJ @Teej85]

@ Nico Echavarria do the right thing and host a Par 3 Champions Dinner. Only par 3 champions. Cook them burgers and hot dogs and drink Coors lights. It’s what the people need

[TylerJ @Teej85]

@BunkiePerkins I wonder what Jagger is up to these days

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

At Lakeside School in Seattle producer @adityasood & I had a middle school math teacher named Tom Rona who was a real inspiration & made a funny book of math problems starring a character named Balloon Dog. This was a tiny way to honor him and inspiring teachers everywhere

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

Simply the funniest possible time and place to break a “longest line” world record

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

This man showed up to Augusta National in 2007 thinking his practice round pass meant he could play the golf course. 🤣

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