thomas alas

always think one step ahead, like a carpenter building stairs.

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

We’re back

[ClutchCaddieGolf @TheClutchCaddie]

We’d like to officially welcome you to Clutch Caddie! We have proudly designed golf’s first ever all-purpose drink caddie. We believe here at Clutch Caddie that when you Live Clutch, you Stay Clutch.

#golf #golfing #golfer #golfswing #golfaddict #golfclub #golfcourse #drinks #smallbusiness #startup #clutch

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Jon Soto appears headed to Yankees

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Best atmosphere in College Football 🏠

[Tom Alas @TomAlas1]

We are ready for opening day and celebrating the lounge’s 7th season.

[Jackson Hayes @jacksonhvisuals]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a cinematographer to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “moody lighting" helps

[Joey Kaufman @joeyrkaufman]

Miami (Ohio) coach Chuck Martin on facing Ohio State: "It's kind of like going to recess and they have the first 85 picks."

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Facebook marketplace is a different world

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Eight years ago today, Derek Jeter sent his 3,000th hit into the stands!

He is one of 3 players to reach 3,000 hits with a homer, along with his former teammates Wade Boggs and Alex Rodriguez.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

HE'S BACK ON TOP!

TIGER WOODS WINS HIS FIRST MAJOR SINCE 2008! 👏

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Mood

[Will Blackmon @WillBlackmon]

Saquon headed to his car after having 76 Carries for 180 yards

[thomas alas @TeejersTweeters]

@bigbabyb7 @MaleckiATC “how can i post this pic to let everyone know i busted out 43 reps without making it obvious that’s what i’m doing..?”

[Ohio State Hoops @OhioStateHoops]

Inspired by legends.

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Back in black.

XI.III.XVIII

#GoBucks #WinTheMoment

[thomas alas @TeejersTweeters]

@bigbabyb7 in my defense, your face was ginormous at the time...

[SNY @SNYtv]

Yankees fans overreacting this morning

[thomas alas @TeejersTweeters]

@bigbabyb7 how come you never told me about this..?

[Brad Evans @bradfordevans]

When I worked at a deli in college, I once made a sandwich for a 100-year-old woman, and it got back to me that she called it the worst sandwich she had ever eaten.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

[Home Depot staff meeting]

BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?

ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.