Mark Schwan

Certified fuck up

[Za @its320am]

Everybody who was in my car last night pull up again tonight we about to clean it‼️‼️

[Khan 🧢 🌟 @Khanstillday]

I won't tell you when I have money but there will be signs.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

who the fuck is sketch and why is everyone saying i look like him

[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

That’s right. I have them all.

[yuribeast @rubycumulous]

this post forever changed the way i talk about baseball

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The pedestrians had the right away so bro became a pedestrian 💀💀

[LILAFRIMANE @LORAFRIMANEE]

it’s crazy what AI can do these days lol

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

When you ain’t do nun on the group project and still get an A🏅

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

There was no dunk on Lebron in the Olympics.

[Eduardo García-Molina @eduardo_garcmol]

Roman soldier trying to describe elephants to fellow citizens after encountering them for the first time, 280 BC (colorized):

[james @7jamesss]

Took silver place on purpose not to raise suspicions…

[pb&jeremy @Pisces_Prince_]

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

[Ed. @DepressedDETN]

The Tim Duncan of ice cream. One of the greatest to ever do it, dependable, crazy numbers, but nothing flashy about his game.

[, @Zvbear]

He just like me, ain’t no time being wasted arguing with a Bitch

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

🤨🤨🤨