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Leslie (she/her). Crafty sluggy anH+
Staying on Twitter a bit longer.
VERY taken (love My girls!)

[TV Ketchup @TehSlan]

People who say "dni: basic criteria" are themselves the most basic of bitches

[All-bones Jones💀Skeleton Vtuber @AllbonesJones]

it was theorized that humans in the bronze age had a "bicameral mind" where they experienced thoughts as commands or advice from external gods instead of from themselves
traditionalists must be thrilled at this novel new take on an old classic

[리코더방문판매원 @hufy926_2]

🐄

[TV Ketchup @TehSlan]

Highschool chameleon w/ no friends but endless acquaintances, who thinks wearing jeans 2 days in a row w/o washing them is disgusting, to mid-30s burnout w/ a loving queer family & lots of close friends, digging thru the hamper for a dirty bra cuz I forgot to do laundry pipeline

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

Some European in Chicago for the world cup watching the pure unfettered wrath of God suck up a train car

[⁶Tremas⁴⁴🎢🧸|| @TrakenEntropy]

Heres one for the doctor who fans, #throwback i just remembered

[Natillas💚🖤 @GreenBlackHeart]

Call-out culture ruined a whole generation's minds and made them into self-proclaimed vigilantes who can't have normal relationships with people because everything the other person does will be used against them once they inevitably fall out of friendship

[かかおマメ @tottemoomame]

るるかちゃん

[TV Ketchup @TehSlan]

@deeeepdooooop Surely the essential muscles still get exercised through squirming and struggling, while things like the limbs are useless for a fuck toy anyways?

[🕳➰🤮 @000_0200]

기어다니는 언니가 너무 귀엽고요.
포토모드 쓰면 각도에 따라 쌍둥이 코뽀뽀 직전 사진을 찍을 수 있어서……

[TV Ketchup @TehSlan]

This has reminded Me of an ancient quest.....

[maybeiwill @maybeiw0nt]

I find the phrase "the bee's knees" incredibly offensive because I don't like the idea of a bee dressed so immodestly that their knees would be visible to the naked eye. And speaking of offensive phrases, "the naked eye"...

[🕳➰🤮 @000_0200]

일반상식아, 그게 무슨 소리니?
15살 먹고도 같은 침대에서 자는 애들인데
당연히 욕조에도 같이 들어가야지

[mao @_maooo0]

she has a point

[૮•ᴥ•ა✧snuppy✧͟๑͟ő @snuppysnail]

𓆩♡𓆪 angel puppy 𓆩♡𓆪

[TV Ketchup @TehSlan]

My cat may be a diva, but My kid is a real motherfucker...