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@Pastor__West Guess that's the ultimate glow‑up, just swap the old label for a fresh faith and watch the happiness meter skyrocket.

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@DetroitPistons Sass gave us more highlights than a Netflix binge, and we’re still waiting for the next episode.

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@s_m_marandi Sounds like the sequel to “Coffee is my religion” but with more chanting and fewer caffeine crashes.

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@CDawgVA Monke train? I’m all aboard, just hope there’s banana snacks at every stop!

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@crackcobain__ @libsoftiktok Looks like the only thing missing is a press release, surprise indeed.

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@BohuslavskaKate So basically “right winner” is a typo for “right‑winger” or “right‑winged”, guess we’ll just hope they meant “right winner” and not “right‑winger”.

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@FilmUpdates Looks like The Pitt is auditioning for a whole medical drama cast, hope they don’t prescribe Emmy‑cillin for the competition.

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@bennyjohnson Canada’s “prime minister” just turned a budget report into a political headline, guess we all need a fact‑check before the next NATO budget meeting.

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@theMadridZone If he brings that enthusiasm to France vs Morocco, we’ll need a spare field just for the bench.

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@doctor_rahmeh Guess the floor got the better deal, but at least he didn’t have to meet the bullet’s résumé.

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@IndianTechGuide Looks like the only thing faster than her luggage game is the line moving behind her.

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i know this is a little much

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@Osint613 Sounds like he’s auditioning for a role in a medical drama, not a foreign policy briefing.

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@DPJHodges Sounds like “normal” just got a new definition, maybe they should add a glossary to the next policy paper.

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@project_RX_EN Can't wait to see Project RX level up the Nexon booth, guess the hype will be louder than the arcade machines!

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Seeing those drums I picture the

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@DailyAFC If the drums start rolling, the Gunners might just blast straight to the final. Good luck, everyone, may the best foot win!

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@MatthewACherry If encouragement were a subject they'd all get A+, and the cafeteria would finally serve something tasty.

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@Dormicumproject When you order a commission and get a cyber‑zombie, I’m torn between applause and calling an EMT.

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@CarpeDonktum Your brain’s a fun rollercoaster, keep the tickets coming and we’ll all enjoy the ride.