MrKrabsWife

Leaving a bit of sparkle everywhere I go✨

[MrKrabsWife @Tekani_]

No one talks about the itching what comes with a healing wound 😭
Bro! I’m trying not to scratch this bad bad

[Deisine @TDeisine]

I can never be in an abusive relationship, like my man cannot even be abusive. Not because I have faith in him not to abuse me, but because I have strong faith in my ability to run.

[Sugabelly 🌕 @sugabelly]

You can tell the age of CHILDREN by looking at them.

1. Her head is massive compared to her body (this is a classic hallmark of a child).

The bigger the head compared to the body, the younger the child.

2. The fat distribution of her face and body. Another classic pattern for small children.

3. Her skin is alarmingly flawless. Flawless skin is a hallmark of small children.

4. Her two front teeth are GIGANTIC compared to her mouth.

The average human child loses their two front teeth at the age of 6 and it takes on average 3 to 6 months for the permanent teeth to come down after the milk teeth falls out. That puts her at older than 6 years old, but the other characteristics especially head to body ratio put her at younger than 11.

5. Her facial movements and expressions are strongly childish. Same with her body and arm movements when the makeup was taken away.

Pretending that you cannot instantly tell you are looking at a child between the ages of 6 and 11 just because it’s harder to tell the age of adults is insane.

[trash jones @jzux]

hanging out in your room is all fun and games until you get The Feeling

[MrKrabsWife @Tekani_]

Now watching 🎥: Zane’s Chronicles

[Amuda S.O @AmudaSodiqO2]

I buy from China specifically, 1688, Alibaba and sometimes Pinduoduo. Honestly, this is top level specifications identification. I like that he specified each product quality check individually and also still tell you what to look out for. This is spot on.

[neg. @youallalongphan]

the fic characters whenever i stop reading mid sex scene and now they have to wait for me to come back

[EgoKuwait 🇰🇼 @Egokuwait]

Sholape, I promise you, if you can put out 15k every week, in a few months you can save up to a reasonable amount to buy an iPhone, even if it’s UK used.

It’s okay to want one. Don’t use contentment and “I know what a lot of girls have done……” to console yourself.

Girls are hustling, my dear.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Black people are the biggest recyclers of plastic bags. So when you see a turtle choking, don't look at us. All of our plastic bags are in the cabinet under the sink 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

music is so personal for me because almost every song is tied to my life's timeline. it reminds me of either someone, a place or a feeling.

[Scrooge @wldfngrs]

@t_tomno yep, you can't fully know yourself in isolation

[MrKrabsWife @Tekani_]

@ChuGailx Situations like this are tricky because I have friends like this too…..And at first you don’t even know how to navigate the relationship (for me I start to question what this person want or why they are being nice)
But they just flow so well and the ones that don’t….don’t

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

As someone with much older friends, you will meet men and women who would be fond of you for no sexual reason whatsoever. They’ll be generous. They’ll buy you gifts. And they’ll want nothing in return.

It’s more common than you think.

[Neeyah @NeeyahB_]

Nahh,I was raised by Lantern.

[fiyin @victor_salamii]

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life because literally nothing matters

[MrKrabsWife @Tekani_]

Real lovers I have a questions
When having morning fiesta with your boo….Do you kiss with the morning breath or nahh till you brush

I don’t have a problem with that since we go down on each other
So why draw the line on morning kisses due to bad breath

What do you think

[Chief Ikukuoma @IkukuomaC]

This video which this lady created about how most homes looked in the 80s is filled with so much nostalgia 😂😂😂😂

How was she able to get that mini tank which was common in most homes for drinking water ????

The best video you will see on the internet today

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[Ora🌹🌹 @Chiora__]

All of you that decided to start frying akara for content are also very foolish.