@realclintonb I think that’s my old mate Clive from Cleethorpes in that photo! Owes me a fiver he does for a VHS copy of The Wackers personally autographed by none other than Keith Chegwin!
@liamgallagher Go for it LG! I think modern music lacks the charm and techniques of yodelling. I’ll be the first person to purchase the track! Stay safe.
@MrJamesMay James, Henry creeps me right out. One night our Marge left him in the bedroom... I woke up at 3am for urgent ablutions, clapped eyes on him in the corner of the room and jumped out my skin! I then proceeded to trip over his bloody pipe and lose a crown... not a fan! Stay safe.
@JasonManford Jason, my wife has been calling “Out Of Time” singer Chris Farlow, Chris Furlough for years! So I have heard the word before, just not in the context you speak of it. Stay safe.
@realclintonb Hi Clinton, me again. Can you ask John Wayne please if he approves of my John Wayne commemorative plate collection. The missus says that they are tacky and distasteful and that The Duke himself would think they were a bit shite. I think it’s a fitting tribute!
@liamgallagher Daily occurrence in our house that ar kid! The wife usually gets through half a loaf in the morning before the toast is right. Seems like I have spent half my life scraping the black part of the toast into the peddle bin in the kitchen 🙄
@JasonManford Tell me about it Mr Manford, my Marge has been constantly in the bloody kitchen this lockdown baking fairy cakes, rock cakes and bloody Eccles cakes. I think she’s taken the rock cake thing literally though, I just lost a crown on one of those buggers!
Me if our Marge hadn’t have booked us into a bloody Spa weekend when you’re over in Nottingham in April! I suppose when you’re blasting out Baba O’ Riley I’ll be up to my neck in bloody hot stones getting a facial! I know where I’d bloody rather be! #TheWho#TheWho2020
@realclintonb Thank you Clinton, It’s the way he tells them isn’t it!
I hope he and Swayze are getting on like a (Road) house on fire on the other side.
Yes, you did! Frank tells me “Swayze’s portrayal of an out of time and place bouncer is a parable for our times. By turn sensitive, violent and egregiously melancholic. 4 stars. A triumph” Thank you, Frank.
For the love of god! This has just popped up saying “Incase you missed it”! Missed it! It’s never bloody off in our house!! I swear I missed a repeat of Bullseye for this tripe!! #LoveIsland#CantBeatABitOfBully#Bullseye#SpeedBoat
@realclintonb Good Morning Clinton,
Me and the wife had a spat tonight on wether she saw Frank Carson on Clarach Bay market on February 16th 1997 purchasing a VHS copy of Road House. I’m adamant it wasn’t him!! Can you reach out to the spirit world and settle this for us please?
I would have probably made the same mistake if I didn’t have my readers on! I once confused Bobby Ball for Kriss Akabusi because I left my glasses in the car! By the way I thought you were amazing in Z Nation! #ZNation#Zombies
Well after a long break from this Twitter lark, I can see the content is just as riveting!
To answer your question @HuffPost Yes I do get nervous around raw meat, especially if our Marge is cooking it! It usually ends up in the dog! #RawMeat#FoodFail#Food
@marge_thatch I can’t be fully to blame, I conferred the spelling with your Mam and her mate Ethel from the bingo, they both agreed with me!
Plus I wasn’t the one who said “Leonardo DiCaprio” painted The Mona Lisa, was I Marge???? That were another point lost!
@marge_thatch I suppose if I did get whizzed off into to space, I may get a bit of peace and quiet! It’s like Piccadilly Circus in our house lately with the lads here again whilst their house is being fumigated.
@marge_thatch I know you’re not keen on that Jesus lamp I brought home the other week, I’ve been thinking, I will get rid of it like you asked... I think I have just found its perfect replacement 😬 #lamp#StarWars