MargeThatch

Mam of 3, wife of 1. @TelThatch

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as a mother of 2 toddlers @ben_cajee is by far my fave @CBeebiesHQ presenter. Mainly because I’m convinced all children’s tv presenters must be psychopaths to be that happy all the time but he seems less crazy 😂

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@TelThatch Yeah I know.... Allegra Van Handle isn’t happy is she? Not sure her & our Ali quite click

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@TelThatch They thought it was one of those cryptic clues about milking a cow!! 🙄🙄 oh well.. cant be worse than our Ali! ‘What is Rembrandt most famous for?’ The friends theme tune! 🤦🏼‍♀️ and shes supposed to be the clever one!

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@TelThatch If there is they can have you an all

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@TelThatch @grahnort @ladygaga @BBCOne What will the neighbours think? That’s all I need is Reenie gossiping about me down the soc

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@TelThatch watching @grahnort & baffled! Who heats up left over pasta in a frying pan?! Apart from @ladygaga of course! Bloody weird!

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@TelThatch You’re having me on! It’s not bloomin Chanel

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@TelThatch I’ve told you before about your alien nonsense!

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@TelThatch @grahnort @ladygaga @BBCOne You think I’m just going to let you waltz into the shed to entertain other women you can think again Terry Thatcher! I’ll have your guts for garters!

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@TelThatch @grahnort @ladygaga @BBCOne I’m not sure the bloomin tax payer would want to pay to see the inside of that rotten old tip!

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There's nothing cuter than sneaky owl legs.

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@TelThatch I think she was planning on doing it for him. After she’d watched him rushing around the house starkers looking for them. I can’t believe she dressed as a window cleaner though 🙈

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@TelThatch Because 10000 calories will make up for missing my exercise?

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@TelThatch He was just upset he wasn’t allowed to eat them.

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@TelThatch Oh Terry ! You could be a local hero if you caught him! You could have a newspaper clipping to put up in the loo too!

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@TelThatch No blooming way! Never again! No I’m just not going to go! But one remark about my weight Terry Thatcher & I’ll have your guts for garters! You mark my words!

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@TelThatch Oh Tel what a rotten thing to say