"If you've just joined us on LBC, my guests David Cameron and George Osborne are discussing what's worse: humping a dead pig in the mouth, or 49-year-olds hitting on teenagers."
Got me one of them new-fangled thread thingies. I have no idea how it works, I guess I might see you over there if I figure out how to use it. https://t.co/R4lTVVZkdQ
My son's school is open as normal this week despite the strike. Reason being, the teachers know that if they walk out, some of the children will miss out on their one square meal that day.
That tells me all I need to know about your party and this government.
Today Keir Starmer is announcing this weekโs Labour education policy. If you care more about children and their education than soundbites, this thread on Britainโs record and future is superb.
Just had an enlightening chat with my 6-year-old about how he will support himself financially when he's older. His plan: eat a magic bean that makes him live forever and poop money.
I'm never retiring, am I?
@Gabeuk @telecomtails I look forward to hearing from people who churned from Three to Voda who are peeved, and people who went the other way who are also peeved... My analytical model factors in a large volume of peeve. #Throdafone
This might (is) the rum talking, but the more I think about it, the more proud I am of those @arsenal boys tonight. Us fans can distract ourselves with other stuff, but those kids live it every day, and they tried shitting hard, and they didn't give up. #COYG