Templar Posting (retired)

Alas, mine time hath arrived to depart from this accursed land. Mayhaps thou shalt someday find me in the mythical land of blued skies

run by @the_red_gal

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

I hath decided that to celebrate mine promotion, I shalt set off on a crusade to help uplift some of my newer brothers in this so-called "posting community". dost thou have any suggestions?

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Name: Her right honourable the fair lady ms. Scrimpius Grumpus III
Height: 8'0
Star sign: star signs art unholy
Nickname/s: ma'am
Age: 906 years young
Siblings: mine brothers in arms
Relationship status: Married to Jesus
Pets: The squires and scribes
Fav color: Red and white

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

the dead needeth not of earthly livings at which hour those gents couldst beest bett'r s'rv'd in the pursuit of honour and faith

[Town Guard @GuardPosting]

This probably be time to remind everyone that a tomb is not a "dungeon".

Thou art graverobbing, not adventuring. It does not need to be explored. By merit of it being built, someone hath explored it before.

You will be prosecuted if thou art caught looting the dead.

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

thee clearly has't not spent many a moon in a row shedding blood in full armour

[Maksym wishes you a merry Pride Month and Gay Year @maksim_makaron]

Skill issue tbh. I love the heat, i love the sweat, it makes me feel alive. When i die, I want to burn

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

yond auth'ritarian scum des'rves nothing m're than to beest purg'd from this place

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

AMEN

[ironsides 🦧 @Ironsidesmonke2]

Aids👏 is👏 not 👏an 👏actual👏 problem. You deserve to die if you have it because sex before marriage 👏goes 👏against 👏the 👏holy👏 bible

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Tis better they art lost for a righteous cause

[Town Guard @GuardPosting]

@Templar_posting Why, so thy men can lose my plates upon the Horns of Hattin?

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Thou art cowards spending thine lives behind a wall, let those who doth need it most have protection.

[Town Guard @GuardPosting]

Some knights hath been petitioning the king to confiscate the Town Watch's breastplates because "plated armor be the privilege of the highborn", and that "low men-at-arms impede chivalric combat".

Bastards, all of em.

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Aye, tis a real tragedy

[Town Guard @GuardPosting]

Gods take me; neither cleric nor apothecary can lift the fever that befalls me when spring turns to summer. Cleverfolk say it is the bloom of certain plants this time of year that causes such distress of mine throat -- if that be true, I'll take torch to such a weed! 😤

[WarriorPosting @FighterPosting]

"Disadvantage on stealth" my ass

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

I collect them

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

@FactsFossile thou knoweth mine answer

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

We are as based as it gets

[Vampire-Posting @GravelordPosts]

@Evil_Erica_lol @Templar_posting Crusaders? Based? As if-

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Tis impossible to overstate how bad of an idea listening to unholy propoganda such as this is

[Vampire-Posting @GravelordPosts]

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Share this if you think vampires are hot!!

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Every retweet is a vampire FUCKED

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Ow, my bones

[Trin @TrinityO5_]

SECTION 2! @DaMixL11 eliminates @MineralPosting; @WiiUFac, @Vegeta_Saiyan69, and @Templar_posting crash; @StrategyPosting sends @Samurazor to a murky grave and @FighterPosting crashes!

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

While the I believe the helldivers casual mentions of the abhorance that is the underworld disturbing, tis always great to see chivalry prevail

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Helldivers fans -- we’ve heard your feedback on the Helldivers 2 account linking update. The May 6 update, which would have required Steam and PlayStation Network account linking for new players and for current players beginning May 30, will not be moving forward.

We’re still learning what is best for PC players and your feedback has been invaluable. Thanks again for your continued support of Helldivers 2 and we’ll keep you updated on future plans.

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Practiced dark arts, sinned against the lord, etc.

[Moonlorie, Carian Knight 🍉 @CariaPosting]

@Templar_posting Do we just be naming folk to be hateful at now? What have warlocks ever done to thee to warrant such a post?

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Thine mere toys shalt hath no effect on a warrior of god such as mine self

[The Immortal Olvizax @Olvizax]

@Templar_posting I’m casting solar flares let’s see why your stick can do against that

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

No

[Templar Posting (retired) @Templar_posting]

Mayhaps we have found another member to serve betwixt our ranks

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hundreds gathered in NYC to watch a masked man eat a gigantic jar of cheese balls