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**Exactly.** How does Lawrence Bishnoi run a global crime syndicate—extortion, hits like Nijjar—from inside Sabarmati Jail?

The answer points to **Chanakya—Mota bhai** as the enabler. Only high-level protection lets a jailed gangster operate so freely with smuggled phones and networks. This isn’t a movie—it’s a damning failure of accountability.

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Sir, your analysis on Trump’s “ceasefire is over” statement and its impact on markets is spot on. Markets reacted sharply yesterday — Nifty/BankNifty took a hit on renewed geopolitical risk.

Do you think this is more posturing for negotiations, or real escalation risk with Iran?
How should retail traders position — hedge with gold/puts, or wait for clarity?

Your post-market report was very helpful as always. Thanks! 🙏

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@NilanjanDasAITC @AITCITwing @AITCofficial @derekobrienmp @ItsYourDev @KunalGhoshAgain @MamataOfficial @RahulGandhi @IndiaWantsMB @TMC_Supporters @abarTMC Dada i seen you crying yesterday.
Reason?

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@EdKrassen Trump is a embarrassment to America

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@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Failed President of America- Donald Trump

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@drpezeshkian @GeoPresident_ Peace whisperer turned restart button. Fanfare to failure in record time. Trump just called ceasefire over — better luck with the next announcement!

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@drpezeshkian @GeoPresident_ When peace Sir?

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@Reuters Hey Shehbaz Sharif, your peace efforts reset again — strikes, drama, broken ceasefires. All talk, no lasting calm. Skip the photo-ops and sort Pakistan out.

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@kamaalrkhan Nice try, Shehbaz. Another “final” peace deal down the drain with new US strikes. Self-appointed Middle East referee? More like permanent benchwarmer. Optics over outcomes.

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@zerohedge Hey Shehbaz Sharif, congrats on the “peace breakthrough” — fanfare, MOUs, Nobel buzz… then boom, fresh strikes and Hormuz chaos. Wasted referee gig. Try fixing Pakistan first. 😏
@CMShehbaz

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Hey Shehbaz Sharif,

Congrats on another masterful “peace breakthrough” — announced with fanfare, mediated talks, “final texts,” Nobel whispers, and all that jazz. Then… boom, back to strikes, Hormuz drama, retaliations, and Trump calling time on the ceasefire. Wasted efforts indeed.

You turned Pakistan into the Middle East’s self-appointed referee, only for the players to keep brawling anyway. Great optics though — plenty of statements, little lasting calm. At this rate, the region might need a rematch clause instead of your next MOU.
Focus on fixing things at home might age better than chasing photo-op diplomacy that keeps resetting to square one. Better luck next ceasefire announcement! 😏

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@AITCofficial Donate the funds to the poor people of west bengal

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Never marry the person you love. Marry the person who loves you.

In the Ketan Agarwal case, Siya Goyal was engaged to Ketan (planning a Nov wedding) but allegedly secretly married lover Chetan Chaudhary months earlier. Police say they conspired to push him off Lohagad Fort so they could be together.
One man dead, families shattered, all for a “love” that wasn’t mutual.

Choose wisely. Love should build, not destroy.

#KetanAgarwal #SiyaGoyal #ThinkBeforeYouMarry #TrueCrimeIndia

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@worshipVK No one is trustworthy anymore. Everyone in this triangle got scammed. 💔

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@snexxxxxxx Pretty girl

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Arre bhai, Lalit Kumar ji is the real Mutual Fund Sahukar.
Salary ₹1 lakh/month, but somehow compounded into 13 kg gold + 9 kg silver + ₹1.62 cr cash + 15 properties.
Finfluencers didn’t just give him tips — they dropped the philosopher’s stone.
While we retail investors are still waiting for our ₹500 SIP to become ₹5 lakh after 30 years, Lalit bhai turned government service into a silent IPO.
Vigilance team must be thinking: ‘Bhai, even Zerodha CEO doesn’t have this kind of portfolio.’
Next episode: ‘How I turned my DA arrears into a gold mine — ft. Lalit Kumar’ 🔥📈

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@Akshat_World Banana Republic

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@DrNimoYadav The scam and reported short-term dip in visitors/business are real and widely covered. The specific government celebrity drive appears unverified or exaggerated in current reporting.

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@jack Love this framing, jack. AI handles the heavy lifting on scale + speed, but the human touch finishes with soul, judgment, and surprise. That’s where the magic happens.
What sparked the thought today?

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**Classic WhatsApp numerology nonsense.**

Cherry-pick dates, add digits till you get 8, ignore everything else. Modi born on 17th, attacks on dates summing to 8, 8 PM speeches — wow, pattern!

This proves nothing except confirmation bias. The universe doesn’t care about your base-10 tricks.

Next time, try it with failures adding to 13. 😏