Tony Montana

Que Sera, Sera. Let Them Eat Tendies. 140 IQ. Speaker of 7 Languages. Reader of Markets. Trying to find peace in a place called hell.

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

MPEC SUMMER

Meal prep
Peptides
Exercise
Claude

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

And i’m the starting shortstop for the Yankees

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Thomas Massie has said he will publicly read the names of the Epstein clients before his time in Congress comes to an end.

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Can’t play these games with me man. I’m not with it

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Good job EWarr.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

I've warned for months that a @JetBlue-@SpiritAirlines merger would have led to fewer flights and higher fares.

@JusticeATR and @USDOT were right to stand up for consumers and fight against runaway airline consolidation.

This is a Biden win for flyers! https://t.co/lJFGS3ucv3

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Once again, yall have been punk’d

[Alex Soros @AlexanderSoros]

So proud to be a New Yorker! The American dream continues!

Congrats, Mayor @ZohranKMamdani 🇺🇸🗽🌊

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

It’s 2027. I’m sitting on a free bus. Open stab wound still dripping. On my way to the grocery store to get bread. The man next to me is cooperating with the neighborhood mental health officer but he’s still gripping the knife. I feel a sense of regret wash over me. Why didn’t I bet on this when I had the chance?

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

T’s and P’s to NYC

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

I smell human feces and pot. I must be in NYC

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

What?

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - U.S. and Qatar sign deal to open a Qatari "air force facility," in the U.S., at Mountain Home Air Force Base, Idaho.

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

NYC needs to have a law where their TLC drivers can’t smell like a dumpster

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Understand

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

https://t.co/nEyYaTFA0g

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bad Bunny will be the halftime performer for Super Bowl LX on Sunday, Feb. 8, 2026, at Levi's Stadium in Santa Clara, California.

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

What’ll I do… what’ll I do…

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

LTET

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Got a date out of this… Is it really that easy?

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

2 drinks get in me and I start DMing/texting random chicks “you’re unreal” im batting like .100 but fuck it

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Can more people follow me? I’m mad funny deadass.

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

New header bc I miss Shinzo

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Say hi to Shinzo for me, Charlie. 私はまだ私たちが失ったものについて考えています

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

2 drinks get in me and I start DMing/texting random chicks “you’re unreal” im batting like .100 but fuck it

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

Say hi to Shinzo for me, Charlie. 私はまだ私たちが失ったものについて考えています

[Tony Montana @Tendie_Tony]

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