Jason Teng

I'm here for fun times!

I don't use Twitter as it was intended to be used

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

I was going to buy donuts for my co-workers tomorrow, but my manager bought donuts today and my hospital is giving out free donuts tomorrow. Guess it wasn't meant to happen 🤷

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

Today I learned that prairie dogs go "yahoo!" when they yell

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

The number of times it said it would rain on my weather app and the number of times it actually rained is becoming more and more disproportionate

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

@dalton_capps Your best

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

@MostDadRoast Dang, that's terrible. I'm sorry you went through that

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

Looking back at my childhood, a lot of the "fun" songs we sang were actually really mean or crude

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

I caught a squirrel eating my pumpkin. I think I'll just leave it there for it to enjoy as a treat

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Retweet and follow for a chance to win 1 of 5 copies for Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evasion (Steam - codes courtesy of Gamesplanet). Giveaway closes at 6:30 PM PT on Sept 15

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[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

Well that's the first time someone's thought that my stuttering was me laughing at them 😂

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

Apparently I slept so well last night, I was ready to show up to work 30 minutes early

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

I really should keep a tally of how often people confuse me for my other Asian coworker

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

My phone apparently crashed in the middle of the night, but I miraculously still woke up on time without an alarm

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

I've been on a board game winning streak lately

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

I think the highlight of my zoo trip was watching a panda piss for like a minute straight. What insane bladder capacity!

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

It breaks my heart when I see patients that are allergic to Old Bay seasoning, specifically because we're in Baltimore

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

The guy next to me at the self checkout scanned his bananas at the exact same time I did. Our registers then said "bananas" in sync and I don't know why I found it so funny

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

Ah yes Sunday, the day when my upstairs neighbors yell Hallelujah as loud as they can

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

Do shiny Pokemon get bullied for being different?

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

I wonder how many hours I've spent listening to ads because I'm too stubborn to get Spotify premium

[Jason Teng @TengInAGlass]

The Earthbound series is my latest video game fascination