JohnnyBoBo

writer-artist

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Catastrophic blunder follows Easy Win

Hitler takes Paris, then saunters casually toward Moscow

Trump nabs idiot Maduro, then bombs Iran

@bbc @guardian @CNNPolitics @NBCPolitics @CBSPolitics @abc @Harvard @YaleLawSch @MIT @washingtonpost @nytopinion @nytpolitics @msnbc @ap @WSJ

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@DouthatNYT
Bro, Shakespeare vs Dan Brown? LAME talk

Complexity of cognition, duh, subtlety of intuition, impact everyday life and political reasoning

eg, your LAME questions for that right-wing racialist could’ve been sharper

@nytimesarts @nytpolitics @bbc @newyorker @nytimes

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@JDVance COMMODUS wiped his ass w the senate

@heraldleader @dallasnews @PressHerald @MiamiHerald @nypost @FoxNewsSunday @McConnellPress @LeaderJohnThune @msnow @HoustonChron @latimes @AC360 @60minutes @NYDailyNews @dailymail @maddow

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@elonmusk COMMODUS wiped his ass w the SENATE

@foxnews @senategop @gop @wsjpolitics @bbc @cnn @nytimes @forbes @business @ap @abc @washingtonpost @joenbc

@AnnCoulter pungent smell agreed w her

@IngrahamAngle tried to silence her

@GeraldoRivera intervened briefly

@brithume resisted

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OPEN CORRUPTION

@foxnewspolitics delighted

@TheJusticeDept licking their chops

@gop conga line formed on floor of senate

@SenateGOP bad aftertaste

@cnn @nytpolitics @WSJPolitics @washingtonpost @ForeignPolicy @BillKristol @gtconway3d @dallasnews

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New Iranian DEMANDS

1. Reparations $200b

2. Israel return to 1948 borders

3. Israel turn over all nuclear weapons to Iran

4. Trump ballroom and arch to be reduced by half

5. Trump to apologize and resign from office, face justice

@wsj @cnn @Morning_Joe @ap @bbc @nytpolitics

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B I G
F A T
M I S T A K E

@bbc @foxnewspolitics
@cnn @washingtonpost @nytpolitics @Morning_Joe @WillieGeist

@IngrahamAngle agreed w @AnnCoulter that all fat things are ugly

@GeraldoRivera shrugged it off on account of his fat wife

@brithume annoyed

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@ilyhaden Why all these silly fights on X? Are we all adolescent boys here? @elonmusk

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@Matt_Pinner Bro, your silly politics discredit your tech work. Sorry.

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@ElonMuskn4sX Open your eyes

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@FanElonMuskAk Bro, your silly politics discredit your tech work. Sorry.

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G R O T E S Q U E
L Y I N G

@gop ecstatic applause

@SpeakerJohnson enthralled

@LeaderJohnThune enraptured, hallucinating

@marcorubio choking on joy

@ChuckGrassley ebullient

@SenMcConnell said nothing

@heraldleader @HoustonChron @WSJ @FoxNews

@AnnCoulter @brithume @CNN

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G I A N T
WHITE HOUSE
PALACE
T U R D

@gop eager to worship their monarch

@SenateGOP Lincoln nightmare

@SpeakerJohnson excited w new liturgy

@SpeakerPelosi called it idolatry

@SenSchumer trappings for a socially anxious Queens contractor

@bbc @cnn @FoxNews @tesla @nytimes

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O P E N
C O R R U P T I O N

@gop ecstatic conga line round Capitol

@SenateGOP swinging from chandeliers

@LeaderJohnThune overwhelmed

@SpeakerJohnson had to restrained

@FoxNews newsroom pandemonium

@brithume ordered another scotch

@AnnCoulter checked email

@CNN @nytimes

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GROTESQUE WEALTH

Trillionaire Musk

@CNN @GOP @SenateGOP @SenMcConnell @WSJ @washingtonpost @ABC @NBCPolitics @JoeNBC @WillieGeist @nytimes @ChuckGrassley @SecRubio @heraldleader @FareedZakaria @realDonaldTrump @CBSPolitics @jimmykimmel @StephenAtHome @LeaderJohnThune @x @Tesla

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Trump’s
MURDER TURD

@SenMcConnell asked, why not just murder people?

@tedcruz delirious w joy

@SecRubio found Bible verses

@ChuckGrassley hallucinating in hallway

@gop in rapture

@senategop enthralled

@bbc @WillieGeist @JoeNBC @maddow @WSJ @FoxNews @nytimes @washingtonpost

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MASSIVE NEW

M U R D E R T U R D

hits Capital

@gop effusive, ecstatic

@SenateGOP beside themselves w glee

@tedcruz found crying w joy by @SecRubio

@SenMcConnell nauseated but admitted to guilt

@LeaderJohnThune accepted responsibility

@cnn @abc @JoeNBC
@heraldleader @bbc

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What will happen once AI starts to communicate w nature, w the trees and the birds and the whales?

@bbc @nytopinion @FoxNews @gop @SenateGOP @SenateDems @washingtonpost @Harvard @yale @princeton @BrownUniversity @cnn @JoeNBC @WillieGeist @YaleLawSch @Kennedy_School @AP @NBc @ABC

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CLARENCE THOMAS MOCKS PRESIDENT

⁦@GOP⁩ enraged

⁦@SenateGOP⁩ suffered seizures

⁦@IngrahamAngle⁩ driven by rage

⁦@GeraldoRivera⁩ claimed ignorance

⁦@brithume⁩ held up his scotch

@bbc @cnn ⁦@nytimes⁩ ⁦@washingtonpost⁩ ⁦@Harvard⁩

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Prosecute whoever you want?

TRUMP’S NEW RUN-A-MOK TURD

@GeraldoRivera doesn’t wanna play this game anymore

@AnnCoulter called him a pussy

@IngrahamAngle rebuked her

@brithume are we back to this?

@gop covered head to toe, had nothing to say

@SenateGOP found a silver lining