modernchonga

call me T if u illiterate

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

@pbcdmx @RbtByfrnd @ginnyhogan_ but there might be a joke if they die younger tho

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

my dream is to tell one good joke and get rich

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

@halliem222 omg salivating txt me asap

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

I wanna see a pug in a latex bodysuit

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

fuck Sophie Aspin tho #iykyk

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

why does every room in Ireland look like a dirty christmas party

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

and why is M to the B stuck in my head https://t.co/xXedFCLyhW

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

guys that remove their leg hair are serial killers

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

I am pretty much talking to myself on here

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

modern chonga will be my brand moving forward

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

just so the three people that read my tweets know

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

imagine being born in South Dakota and then being like ok what now

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

imagining my dog in a latex body suit

[Petard Hoister @punishedemma]

everyone seems to be getting exponentially more unhinged on here. probably a good time to post your worst takes. I’ll go first: I don’t think men should use emojis

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

Nothing like bombing a set on a Monday night

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

listenin to pompeii facts and doing booty exercises hbu

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

@MenendezRand this guy sounds like a huge little bitch (referring to John, not you Rob, I don't know you, I don't know John either but I think we can agree he's a little bitch)

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

who else thinks Mars is ugly and the rover should just come back and take pictures here @NASA @NASAPersevere

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

@Chellyjay2 like what if they don't see it, you feel me? I'm just trying to make my notes as visible to a busy restaurant employee's eyes as possible

[modernchonga @TereBernace]

I'm one of those assholes that puts special instructions on my Postmates orders in ALL CAPS