Captain Lily

Lily Jade Joyce | she/her | Author of the Crab Code | Prospit Dreamer | Certified Simp | Black Lives Matter! | Eco-Anarchist | Anti-fascist

[Captain Lily @Terezi413_]

Reasons Sonic is Basically Megamind:
- Freeze frame in the opening
- Blue alien sent away from parent figure(s) at a young age
- Outcast in earth society, lonely
- Gets attached to a person
- Pardoned for terrorism

[Mia @boygrrI]

her: are you a railroad crossing sign or are you just happy to see me

me:

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

crabs

[LucidaHuxlux - Local gremlin @LHuxlux]

Homestuck predicted the current situation

[Maid(evil) @MalloryMable]

*slaps ass of girlfriend* great piece of kit

[swagmoder 🏳️‍⚧️ @swagmoding]

jorking it on antidepressants and estrogen

[ksa 🏴‍☠️ @kosa12m]

Most rigorous ML paper

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

straight up this is child abuse. choosing to infect your child with a deadly disease rather than giving them thoroughly proven medicine should be grounds to lose custody.

[Saroyah♡ྀི🎀 @saroyahx]

Families in Sudan are eating the shells of peanuts mixed with oil to survive. Famine is worsening in Darfur, Khartoum & the Nuba Mountains. 4.7 million children under 5, along with pregnant & breastfeeding women & girls are suffering from acute malnutrition #KeepEyesOnSudan

[Bee/Bella | TLoG Webcomic 🏴‍☠️ @ladyofgollerus]

i made a minecraft texture pack where everything is the same except the totem of undying is a juno plushie

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Palestinians are so dehumanized that Israel can kill 132 people and it’s still called a “ceasefire.”

[She hopf on my fibration @girlbossmoder]

A formal education in mathematics does this to your entire vocabulary it's miserable

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

[lil pipe @gumbuzzler]

I KEEP LUBE ON HAND IN CASE LIFE DECIDE TO FUCK ME

[keelan 皿🏹 🐭 @takemehottogo]

idek if im even making sense anymore

[void angel 𒌓 @egregirls]

losing the gdp of Russia because a chatbot knows spelling

[Mia @boygrrI]

idgaf if you use “dude” with me if you actually use it with everyone but dont make a point of it that makes me feel horrible

[TERFs aren't women @Saeko_Cut]

Every headline in 2025 is like "Trump signs executive order overturning the Emancipation Proclamation"

And every democrat simply sighs and says "We must follow the rule of law."