Eric Scott

[Eric Scott @TerminalFronk]

"Cut it out with the shitty word combinations!" she commanded.

"Portmanturds." I corrected her.

The divorce was closer than ever.

[Eric Scott @TerminalFronk]

Anyone have a functional email for @ColumbiaGasOhio ?? Their website is hot garbage and they're charging us a late fee which they can't explain. Sorry to be back on this hellsite.

[Eric Scott @TerminalFronk]

@ColumbiaGasOhio Need an email for a billing question, I am NOT calling and your chat bot is broken. Please stop charging me late fees I didn't incur.

[Eric Scott @TerminalFronk]

Just checking-in to make sure this site still sucks shit. Yes it does! Cool, hope Elon dies an excruciatingly painful death ASAP.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Losing 4 in a row to the rival then hearing the AD proudly support the head coach while lecturing the fans all season has a kind of chilling effect on ticket sales.

Who knew!

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Loser talk.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Fire him in the postgame press conference. Ross Bjork should walk up to the podium like a manager taking a pitcher out of the game.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Don't let anyone talk you into keeping Ryan Day.

"They could still win in the playoffs!" "He's won a lot of games tho!"

Stop it. Fire him immediately.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Loser talk.

[Jonathan Smith @DegenerateTBone]

Ryan Day's buyout is $37.2 million.

[Eric Scott @TerminalFronk]

@DegenerateTBone THANK YOU

[Bryan Johnson Blood Boy #37 @bryanbloodboy37]

Me: (breathlessly lurching out of a time machine landed in 2007) we have to stop the host of fear factor from helping the host of the apprentice seize power in 2016!

Literally anyone in 2007: you're kinda fat to be talking to me???

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

requesting jan 6 off from work just to make HR wonder

[Denis Beganovic @Beganovic2026]

Missouri voters elected Trump and Hawley
while making abortion legal, increasing the minimum wage, and voting down a raise for law enforcement. What a state

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

"There's nothing Democrats could have done differently" oh okay so you're like LOSERS losers.

[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[baby gorgeous @thenoasletter]

i feel so stupid for being even cautiously optimistic

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

look, i work the road. america is this dumb. unquestionably.

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

Nothing to see here, just a centrist losing by half a million votes in a state where leftwing labor policy won.