Terrible Waiter

A disgruntled food service industry employee. Part time real job, Part time server - still broke. Service, but no smile.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

Hey @longjohnslvrs thanks for the follow. You hiring?

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

This #Valentinesday show her you really care by taking her out for lunch at a family restaurant, and complaining about the noise. #10%

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

The servers that complain about #Valentinesday are the same ones who get pissed off when they get sat. Why did you even come to work then?

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

5 weekends in January? If you can't make rent, go back to school or find a better job.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

I'd like to say it's great to be back, but I tweet from work. https://t.co/5liWBYpAjP

[Sally Taylor @MustangSallyST]

@TerribleWaiter Welcome back! Missed your tweets. :)

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

"We're a large group from out of town, and instead of calling ahead, we've decided to show up, when you open."

Happy Friday Everyone!

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

I haven't worked in 5 months, and I actually miss it. Is that odd?

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

In countries where they use chopsticks, do locals go to restaurants and struggle with forks? Probably not.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

A co-worker of mine has been asking her tables to "saddle up" thinking that was the way you say "settle up". This business...

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

We're splitting the FOH up for a game of capture the flag! #JanuScary

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

The month that is so slow, you worry about paying rent. #JanuScary

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

A girl pulled out her phone when I delivered her food.

"Sorry, I've just gotta take some white girl photos."

At least she's self aware.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

#NewYearsEve - One of the few days I am actually stoked to work. Customers want to leave here more than I do! #NYE2015

[Alyssa Tice 🏳️‍🌈 ayelyss.bsky.social @lyssxbitch69]

@TerribleWaiter Had a table ask one of my co-workers yesterday if they could make sure the HOT chocolate wasn't hot. A 2 dollar tip ensued.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

Thusfar, #BlackFriday has proven to be nothing more than a waste of energy drinks.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

Well, it's been about 6 months, so it makes sense that I've burned through ANOTHER pair of non-slips.

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

Kid in my section:
"Are you a boy?"

Yup.

"Then why are you cleaning up?"

#Feminism

[Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter]

Looks like it's one of those days where my 2 six-tops are put together for a party of seven. And I'm okay with it.

[Alyssa Tice 🏳️‍🌈 ayelyss.bsky.social @lyssxbitch69]

No ma'm, you do not know more about the menu than me. I work here. @TerribleWaiter