@fordyutc Four nil, four nil, four nil, four nil.
Four nil, four nil FOUR NIL.
FOOOOUUUR NIL, four nil, four nil, four nil.
Four nil, four nil, four NIIIIIL! π€£
Funny how posts like "look at us on our way to a jolly in Porto Banus" gets lots of support, but anything posted that's more meaningful gets fuck all. I give up!
Mark Spencer - we're not "grumpy", we're fucking furious with your lies, thievery, selfishness and twat-fuckery. Partying your brains out when we couldn't say bye to our Nanas.
"COVID""Ukraine" - when you point the finger; look where the other fingers are pointing! #votelabour
It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here.
(And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)
JUST BEEN LEAKED NOTE BY HEAD OF TORY CAMPAIGN (the one standing in for the one on leave of absence courtesy of William Hill) MEMO ALL CANDIDATES β¦ THE REALITY. 1. We cannot campaign on our record because nothing has improved since we took office. 2. The biggest change we made last Parliament was Brexit and we canβt campaign on that because the people who hated it hate it more and the people who liked it know we have ballsed it up. 3. We canβt campaign on our leaders because we have had five in eight years which suggests none of them were very good. 4. We canβt campaign on Labour being a risk to security and the economy because nobody can do worse than we have and anyway people seem to think @Keir_Starmer is pretty decent and he is for sure not Corbyn. 5. So LADS, all we have left is this β¦ behave like we have lost, itβs all over bar the shouting, towel thrown in, and hope to God millions of people donβt bother to vote us out because they think somebody else will do it. I know itβs desperate and a bit anti-democratic but needs must. Weβre shit and we know we are and so this is it!!! Fuck everything up. Crash the car. Make ourselves look even more unelectable and useless at campaigns. Willie Whitelaw used to talk about travelling the country stirring up apathy. That is all we have left. Do it. Talk up supermajority. I know it is meaningless but it is the only way to stop the superdefeat we all know we deserve. Cheers. Btw weβre having Sunday drinks 1pm. BYOB πΎ π₯ ps new slogan. STAY AT HOME. DONβT VOTE. KEEP THE TORIES haha!!
Did I imagine it? Or have I heard 3 witnesses, on oath, say in one way or another, that Boris Johnson's view on the situation was that old people's lives could be sacrificed and that younger people should get on with their lives. To refute that is surely a lie? #covidinquiryuk