Terry Batty

Laugh a lot. Then laugh some more.

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@anthonyPAL33 Happy birthday Antz !

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@fordyutc Four nil, four nil, four nil, four nil.
Four nil, four nil FOUR NIL.
FOOOOUUUR NIL, four nil, four nil, four nil.
Four nil, four nil, four NIIIIIL! 🤣

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

Very keen on the Burnley away strip #utc

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

Funny how posts like "look at us on our way to a jolly in Porto Banus" gets lots of support, but anything posted that's more meaningful gets fuck all. I give up!

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@isimplysignford 18 gallons. You'll smash it (as the young ones say nowadays) 🤣

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@isimplysignford BeerFest 24 I've a dark mild on just for you matey! 😁🍻

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

Hilarious!

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Genius begging video on behalf of Tory MPs from @larryandpaul 👍🏼😂⏬️
#ToryMPAppeal

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

Mark Spencer - we're not "grumpy", we're fucking furious with your lies, thievery, selfishness and twat-fuckery. Partying your brains out when we couldn't say bye to our Nanas.
"COVID""Ukraine" - when you point the finger; look where the other fingers are pointing! #votelabour

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

And this...

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

A point of view....

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

It is extraordinary that the USA gets treated to a dismantling of the Tory party orders of magnitude better than the tame efforts anyone dares attempt here.

(And no, it's not the swearing that makes the difference - it's the accuracy of the attacks.)

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@fordyutc Can't believe that's what I got!

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

JUST BEEN LEAKED NOTE BY HEAD OF TORY CAMPAIGN (the one standing in for the one on leave of absence courtesy of William Hill) MEMO ALL CANDIDATES … THE REALITY. 1. We cannot campaign on our record because nothing has improved since we took office. 2. The biggest change we made last Parliament was Brexit and we can’t campaign on that because the people who hated it hate it more and the people who liked it know we have ballsed it up. 3. We can’t campaign on our leaders because we have had five in eight years which suggests none of them were very good. 4. We can’t campaign on Labour being a risk to security and the economy because nobody can do worse than we have and anyway people seem to think @Keir_Starmer is pretty decent and he is for sure not Corbyn. 5. So LADS, all we have left is this … behave like we have lost, it’s all over bar the shouting, towel thrown in, and hope to God millions of people don’t bother to vote us out because they think somebody else will do it. I know it’s desperate and a bit anti-democratic but needs must. We’re shit and we know we are and so this is it!!! Fuck everything up. Crash the car. Make ourselves look even more unelectable and useless at campaigns. Willie Whitelaw used to talk about travelling the country stirring up apathy. That is all we have left. Do it. Talk up supermajority. I know it is meaningless but it is the only way to stop the superdefeat we all know we deserve. Cheers. Btw we’re having Sunday drinks 1pm. BYOB 🍾 🥂 ps new slogan. STAY AT HOME. DON’T VOTE. KEEP THE TORIES haha!!

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

This....

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

Daisy Cooper has been impressive tonight - sadly can't be said for the rest #BBCQT

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@GiSKW @isimplysignford @Lytham_CC It was a pleasure to host your friends and relations. Thank you for choosing #LythamCricketAndSportClub

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@twellsturf I guess there'll be no footy on Saturday either? 😔

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@twellsturf Never known such a wet winter. Apart from a few days, it feels like it's rained continuously since late September!

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

@isimplysignford @reenieroulade 😂😂😂

[Terry Batty @TerryBatty1]

Did I imagine it? Or have I heard 3 witnesses, on oath, say in one way or another, that Boris Johnson's view on the situation was that old people's lives could be sacrificed and that younger people should get on with their lives. To refute that is surely a lie? #covidinquiryuk