Terry Greenbeans

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[The Palace @mirthpalace]

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[Terry Greenbeans @TerryGreenbeans]

@CALEBcsw GOATED LEGEND

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@wigger @_vandul THAT SHIT JUICY HUH

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

The richest man in America signed a document that could have gotten him hanged, and when someone sneered that he was safe because no one would know which Charles Carroll to come for, he picked up the pen and told the British exactly where to find him.

His name was Charles Carroll, and the colonies were crawling with men who shared it. His own father was Charles Carroll of Annapolis. So when the Declaration of Independence came to him for signing in 1776, a delegate made a cruel little joke. He said Carroll risked nothing by signing. There were so many Charles Carrolls that the King's men would never know which one to hang.

Carroll didn't argue. He leaned over the page and added three words to his signature: "of Carrollton." The name of his estate. His address. He was the only signer in the entire room who wrote down where he lived, and he did it on purpose, so that if the British wanted to come hang the traitor, they would know exactly which door to knock on.

That is who Charles Carroll of Carrollton was.

Here is what makes the moment even sharper. He was not a man with little to lose. He was the single wealthiest man in the thirteen colonies and the largest private landowner among them. While George Washington and John Hancock get talked about as rich men, it was Carroll who topped them all. When he signed, he was wagering the biggest personal fortune in America against a noose.

And he was the last man anyone would have expected to be there at all. Carroll was Catholic. In colonial Maryland, a colony founded as a Catholic refuge that had since turned on its own, Catholics could not vote. They could not hold public office. They could not worship in public. The most educated, wealthiest man in America was, in the eyes of the law, a second-class subject barred from the very government he was helping to create. He had spent seventeen years being educated by Jesuits in France and spoke five languages fluently, and back home he still could not legally cast a ballot.

So he became the only Catholic to sign the Declaration of Independence, putting his name on a revolution that he hoped would build a country with room for men like him. That was its own enormous bet, made by a man the existing system had already shut out.

Then he simply outlived everyone.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams both died on the same astonishing day, July 4, 1826, exactly fifty years after the Declaration. When they were gone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton was the last living signer left on earth. For six more years he was the final human link to that room in Philadelphia, the last hand that had signed, a living relic of the founding that ordinary Americans traveled to see and shake.

He finally died in November 1832 at the age of ninety-five, fifty-six years after he wrote his address on a treason document and dared the empire to come find him.

The richest man in America. The only Catholic. The last one standing. He had more to lose than any of them, every legal reason to stay quiet, and he signed his full address anyway.

We remember the names we were handed in school. We forget the man who made sure his couldn't be mistaken for anyone else's.

Which Founding Father do you think history shortchanged the most?

[Terry Greenbeans @TerryGreenbeans]

@goodcharls It’s totally insane… maybe another sex change? Or more sex tapes?? I’m just thinking out loud

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@2eggwhite Classic Times

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@goodcharls @goblina911 I would only watch if Matthew Nolan was directing

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

There no peptide for disaplin BTW

[KYO @ThaKidKY0_]

this video kills me all the time why does he have a 3 second realisation of his existence and forgets it a frame after

[Terry Greenbeans @TerryGreenbeans]

@TactfulSaboteur @wigger We had to let him go

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@goodcharls This proves history happened to me

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@goodcharls Old Christopher wouldve done the right thing

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@goodcharls That’s exactly what Will Smith said in Independence Day…. Foreshadowing much?!?

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@2eggwhite @YouTube FREE EGGY

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@goodcharls @the_BigTycoon This was my summer reading every school year!

[That Guy Rocked CFB @ThatFBGuyRocked]

Tom Zbikowski.

That guy rocked.

[Cloneristic @cloneristic]

Matriarchy in action. Your mommy gf isn't as benign as she looks. If she loves you like that where is your ring, bro? You're getting played, ridden like some kind of baloney pony. If she breaks up with you, how are you supposed to seize half of her assets and stay kept in this lifestyle to which you've grown comfortably accustomed?

You've worked very hard for her money KEEPING A HOME, so you deserve all this and more. Don't give that dick away for free, king. That thang is solid gold. You spray the jizz in, and cash pops out of her like an opened piggybank. Or it least it better.

Think of how your resume has suffered while you've stayed at home playing videogames, eating tendies, and scrolling Tinder for side hoes. This is oppression. You need more leverage. More POWER. The power to crush her like a BUG if she even thinks about stepping out of line. That silly bitch will be paying you to cuck her on the installment plan. Serves her right. Shoulda been better.

So tell ya broke bitch to up her game. Daddy wants a new truck and to round out his PS5 catalogue. If you can't afford me, someone else will. Why don't you pick up a few more shifts at the email factory, with your lazy, trifling ass.

And no, you are not entitled to sex. If you were a real woman, you would just make me want it. By bootstrappsing much harder than this pathetic display. If you deserved sex you'd be buying me servants so I could focus on self care and psyching myself up all day to endure such horrors. Cleaning up after myself is hard work. No I don't do it, but the mental load of imagining I might really tuckers me out. And with a gooning schedule this rigorous, by the time you get home, I DEFINITELY have a headache. Oops.

These hoes are way too uppity. If it wasn't for the valiant struggles of meninist' past, they'd probably have us strung up on rape farms. Milking us repeatedly like sexual cattle in between the beatings. Just like in our goonbooks. But when billionaire teen vampires do it, it's sexy. Disgusting husbandChuds? Not so much. So we're gonna need some insurance to fuck these foids back on the backside.

No rock, no cock.