Danny Ricciardo’s Left Boob

multifandom man of many talents || 19 || mentally unwell || silly goofy lil guy || average Ghost fan

[Salem .⋆♱⃓ @ma1ice_x]

have any of you ever been so horrifically mentally unwell that you constantly switch between wanting to tell nobody ab how bad it is and wanting to beg someone for literally any kind if help💀

[giselle ♡ @valentinefaerie]

this unironically being how it feels to talk to your managers about anything

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

when something unlucky happens to your magical-thinking prone friend who is already unkind to themself and youre like fuuuck please don't internalise this

[⋆𝕮𝕺𝕷𝕷⋆ @collard_greens]

Living in the Midwest is always “there’s a big storm coming,” and then the big storm never comes.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Having ADHD means your vocabulary is either:

- toddler-level (“thingy”)
- Pulitzer Prize Finalist (“existential dissonance”)

or a happy little chaotic mashup of both with a little class and a lot of sass.

[caseoh out of context @caseohOOC]

caseoh holding kitty 🥹🐈‍⬛ she's so cute

[isha @MibshaD]

Men: Condoms feel bad.
Also men: Getting a vasectomy is too extreme.
Also men: Women should just close their legs.
The entitlement is generational.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Boomers be like, “Just walk into the office and ask for a job.”

The office: locked
The recruiter: AI
The interview: automated
The job posting: fake
The rejection email: instant
Your data: sold

[KangusBangus @KangusB3]

No boomer has ever applied to 500 jobs and gotten 5 emails back and 2 interviews and no employment.

They do not understand the world that we live in. They cannot understand it, that would shatter their world view. They reflexively call you lazy to protect their view of reality.

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Windows 98's iconic underwater screensaver, peak digital tranquility before the internet got loud (1998)

[Samantha Cartwright 🏳️‍⚧️ @sambbury]

i don't know, should they be allowed to get this? what if they regret their decision later in life?

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

everything feels like thinking the stripper likes me

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

some gen alpha kid: on five im trim asf right now peep the fuckin kirby slippers

the pope on a random monday:

[project hail sleepy ★ @sleepylovesu]

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked ryland grace and he said you’re a staggering waste of carbon

[bea @grlsolov]

alguns de vcs nunca leram fanfic +18 escrita por uma criança de 14 anos tendo 12 e da pra perceber

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

My favorite part of this song is when Vanessa asks the listener if they’ve eaten, not because she’s making sure you’re taken care of, but because if you pass out while dancing with her at the club YOU WILL get left behind

[𝗦🧸 @raggedwingss]

when I want to read my book but also want to watch a series and be on my phone and listen to music and

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

North America’s Berries

[ev 🐁 @concorbz]

got a taumoeba (depression) leak and it’s eating all the astrophage (dopamine) in my fuel tanks (brain)