Dylan

Business owner - FSD Tester - 27 - 🏳️‍🌈 - Go Beavers! 🦫

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@CookieMillz @eli13027 Ok but they don’t teach you profit is evil in business school

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

I’ll stick with @XMoney that gives me 6% on my checking account without locking up my money for months.

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@crotchner2 $30 an hour for a babysitter doesn’t seem like a lot 🤷‍♂️

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@doggythunder2 @Lorelei69 😂 You're just mad that front loader washers actually clean better and don’t have any better come back than saying, "Let's go band for band."

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@TylerChess @WhiteHouse

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@BuschBeer Never had a Busch beer before but that 2026 can looks 🔥 might have to try one

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@doggythunder2 @Lorelei69 lol who gives a fuck. You probably leave the top open on your top loader so it doesn't develop a musty smell. Is your washer in a place you see it all the time because your house is so small you don't have a laundry area? 😂

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@TexasTSLA You should just be happy your Tesla is old enough to have a rear middle heated seat 😂

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@doggythunder2 @Lorelei69 Front loaders literally clean better and are gentler on clothes. Mine's over 5 years old and has never smelled because I leave the door open a tiny bit, like you're supposed to

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@wolf201257 Full self driving, it makes driving 2 hours home from a concert at 10pm effortless

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

My parents hit hit a bush while trying to turn around at a supercharger and now there’s a little scratch on the bottom of the bumper. It’s basically totaled 😂 luckily it’s not really noticeable. But the more annoying part is it somehow got the removable front plate to fall off so now we’ve got to get new plates and a new mount. None of us can figure out how the front plate fell off because there’s no damage to the grill it was mounted to so I probably didn’t have it on there right or the screw to keep it locked on somehow came loose. And of course, the Quick Bandit mount is out of stock right now SMH.

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@TylerChess @DaveRamsey is going to be pissed if you get the sugar cookie Starbucks. Be a responsible adult like @jeremyjudkins_ and buy a $2k coffee machine to make coffee at home.

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@TylerChess At 7am I’m barely alive lol

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@jonnyogood @ZacksJerryRig lol the government refused to take Elon’s money, Elon didn’t back out of that promise.

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@jeremyjudkins_ This might win the award for the most boring video I’ve ever seen 💀 But at least the cybercab works well haha

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@TylerChess Ethan can’t get a break, Turo is bad enough, but then AT&T has to fuck him over too 😅

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@koalafiedtesla I hope your parents will understand one day. But there are a lot of people that support you.

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

What ads? I haven’t seen an ad on X in years 😂

[Dylan @TeslaDylan]

@midwestern_ope @TylerChess can confirm 🤣