Tess Pilarz

Lawyer, frustrated writer, mother/wife eagerly awaiting inevitable, and possibly imminent, midlife crisis

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Oh yes, there's a Welsh person on The Apprentice... Obviously we need to have a male voice choir #yawn #unimaginative #yourefired

[30 Park Place @ThirtyPP]

Legal aid cuts will drive out the best lawyers, supreme court president warns. Guardian article. #saveukjustice http://t.co/N92SjDRwVo

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

If only my brain were as active at 1pm, as it is at 1am. Just think what I could actually achieve? #brainhurts #needsleep

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

@goldshirt9 hmmm. 'Only' 13 victims compared to Saville's suspected 1300. 'Only'.....??! #worldgonemad

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

No Metoffice, it doesn't count as a forecast if you change it as soon as weather alters. I can do that, just by looking out of the window!

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

@fforestfields @campingmagazine @independent ah, some things don't need gimmicks like bold print to stand out from the crowd, Katie :)

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Post exam recovery has commenced in the Pilarz household. It's a little like PTSD, only with more donuts (child) and wine (me) #survived

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

@Campingmagazine @independent @fforestfields Well deserved - my family's favourite place in the world..... #littlebitofheaven

[Philip Ardagh @PhilipArdagh]

The meek may inherit the Earth but it shouldn't be too difficult to bully them into giving you the countries you want #ArdaghTips

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

So angry Gove has used exam time to announce changes. It's like telling kids all their hard work/stress right now is utterly pointless #prat

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

https://t.co/Rm75Jk7Mem. Five weeks today...... @lukethelegend30 @TheTwig3

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Am trying to plan a holiday - seems like an awful lot of hassle. Confused & befuddled. May be why we've spent last few years camping! #sigh

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Such sad news about Iain Banks - still remember the first time I read The Wasp Factory. RIP

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

@MrBenStone what? No Barafundle? #recountneeded

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

@RhianJones30pp Love it. It's right up there with Dirty Dancing and The Holiday #guiltysecret

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Okay, I fully accept that I'm probably not within the intended age demographic of that new Tango advert, but still... #bloodyannoying

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

I see proposals are afoot to replace the GCSE. Cue inevitable nostalgic discussions about their high quality compared to replacement....

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

End of a week off and I'm exhausted! When am I on leave again.....?! #rollonaugust

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Wrong on just too many levels #BGT #duellingpianos

[Tess Pilarz @Tess37]

Am completely disagreeing with most of the judges' comments this year. Maybe I'm just turning into a grumpy old woman... #notimpressed #BGT