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Don't judge people by their outward appearance. Study their entrails.
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If we learns from our own mistakes, we can learn from other people's too, but be sure to laugh and point at them and and call them, "LOSERS!" #ArdaghTips @ArdaghTips
Be your BEST self. Failing that, impersonate someone much nicer than you... #ArdaghTips

Here's a great life hack: DON'T KEEP YOUR UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI IN AN OLD PRINGLES CONTAINER. It looks sh*t. #ArdaghTips @ArdaghTips


ALTERNATIVES TO STANDARD TRICK-OR-TREATING THIS COVID HALLOWEEN
1. Carve out a Tory Government minister and put a candle inside them.* [*Be sure to ask a grown-up first]** [**but not necessarily the Tory Government Minister]
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Five easy mistakes when promoting your book on Twitter:
1. Not having a book
2. Not being on Twitter
3. Forgetting to promote your book on Twitter
4. Writing everything in an uncrackable code only you can understand
5. Being a pain in the arse
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TIPS FOR A COVID-19 HALLOWEEN No 111:
Only accept food in sealed wrappers. If anyone tries to palm you off with unwrapped goods, spray them in the eyes with alcohol-based disinfectant & steal something to the value of a quantity of quality chocolate. #ArdaghTips #CovidHalloween
TIPS FOR A COVID-19 HALLOWEEN No 675:
When trick-or-treating, rather than risking infection by ringing a doorbell or knocking on a door, throw a rock through the window to get attention. @ArdaghTips #ArdaghTips #CovidHalloween
TIPS FOR A COVID-19 HALLOWEEN No 482:
Wear a jack-'o-lantern carved-out pumpkin on your head, in place of a mask, and set fire to your hair. @ArdaghTips #ArdaghTips #CovidHalloween
Give a man a fish and it'll feed him for the day. Give him a pair of comedy spectacles, and he'll give you a funny look. #ArdaghTips @ArdaghTips

Professional Cooking Hacks
No 111. To avoid over-cooking an omelette - a rookie mistake - serve it raw.
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Professional Cooking Hacks
No 215. Adding a few bay leaves to a tomato-based pasta sauce can give that something extra, but a whole bay tree is too much (unless you have a really big pan).
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Professional Cooking Hacks
No 684. When frying eggs, remove them from their shells first.
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