Tristan Anderson

By the light, I will not falter.

[Tristan Anderson @Tevedeh]

Every 18 year old on tik tok just lost all their money forever

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC officially approves ending Pattern Day Trader rule, eliminating the $25,000 minimum for day trading.

[Weapons Daily @WeaponsVault]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

[Dan Shipper 📧 @danshipper]

BREAKING:

At the Super Bowl halftime show, Bad Bunny says he prefers Opus 4.6 for vibe coding but turns to 5.3 Codex for gnarly engineering problems.

“Opus pa’ vibear, Codex pa’ lo heavy” - he said

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Aging is just people telling each other "19 is so young" "33 is so young" "54 is so young" until you die

[Cuz @HeIsTheCuz]

Pink Pantheress just doing side quests atp

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Saul Steinberg, Self Portrait, 1949
take a break

[Turk Bondsman @Hacharukuji]

If you're a zoomer your tech literacy level is determined by whether or not you tried to install Minecraft mods as a child

[Tristan Anderson @Tevedeh]

#NewProfilePic

[conni @V3RLEC]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[Dane Knecht 🦭 @dok2001]

I won’t mince words: earlier today we failed our customers and the broader Internet when a problem in @Cloudflare network impacted large amounts of traffic that rely on us. The sites, businesses, and organizations that rely on Cloudflare depend on us being available and I apologize for the impact that we caused.

Transparency about what happened matters, and we plan to share a breakdown with more details in a few hours. In short, a latent bug in a service underpinning our bot mitigation capability started to crash after a routine configuration change we made. That cascaded into a broad degradation to our network and other services. This was not an attack.

That issue, impact it caused, and time to resolution is unacceptable. Work is already underway to make sure it does not happen again, but I know it caused real pain today. The trust our customers place in us is what we value the most and we are going to do what it takes to earn that back.

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

now tell them jeffrey epstein is satoshi nakamoto

[marmot @MarmotRespecter]

"so you're paying $3500 rent for an 8x12 enclosure with a mud floor?"

"it's in bushwick"

"and last month you spent $4100 doordashing buckets of rotten food scraps"

"i'm too busy to cook"

"you work 20 hours a week at blue bottle"

"that's right dave"

[kenneth @kennethnym]

mysql is pronounced mysql not mysql

[Tristan Anderson @Tevedeh]

#NewProfilePic

[GameStop @gamestop]

We’ll take it down when something better comes out.

[Shayan @ImSh4yy]

POV: you're about to find out why senior devs spend weeks/months on database design.

[maja 🔭🍒 @majamediaco]

the friend ad in the background makes this image modern art

[billy @aprolixian]

Why is everyone posting these dog water high school level microcontroller projects like they’re doing work

[Tristan Anderson @Tevedeh]

Tonight, things will be different