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Just a guy, standing in front of a taco. Asking it to get in my mouth. (Get/Off/MyLawn)

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@PunishedRWR 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 or 🇳🇴. Whichever one wins this next game

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@AzPetrich

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Not so fast, Belgium.

The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.

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Okay, I'm a day late, but let me just say how impressed I am with the job that the #USMNT did. Yeah, some mistakes in coaching and from players in the last game, but Belgium came ready to play and they dominated. Still... round of 16? WTG, guys!

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@tremorf250 @thisdiegolopez Probably mostly because they call offsides correctly in hockey.

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@thisdiegolopez Brilliant

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Auf wiedersehn, Deutschland. Sie haben gut gespielt, aber Heute war nicht Ihren Tag. Wir werden Sie vermissen.

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Aw, man... I was kind of hoping that Germany would go a little further. However, I'm glad that one of our fellow Western Hemisphere brothers is advancing.

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@realBrandonGill The sad part is that Talarico is polling competitively again Paxton. Texas just might elect that loser.

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@Wheddsta Despite my love of country and our largest city, I'm inclined to agree.

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@afshineemrani They will realize it eventually. Unfortunately, I fear it may be too late.

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@ManagerTactical Bro. Let them celebrate. It's all good

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@ManpreetPTFC_V5 Safe travels, brother

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@BuzzPatterson C'mon, man. KC BBQ is mid, at best. I mean... I'm not gonna turn it down, but I've never had a hankering for wet pork ribs and chicken.

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@AVGirl4Life Force them to convert to Christianity or pay an extra tax, adhere to Christian law, forbid them proselytizing, forbid them from participation in government, and prevent them building or repairing mosques. Otherwise, the penalty is death. Wikipedia says this is "peaceful".

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@MustangMan_TX C

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@DeAngelisCorey TCU stands for "Technically" Cristian University....

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@DavidJHarrisJr That's awesome!

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

In just two generations, the Democratic Party has gone from JFK to Muslim Socialists.

There is no magic soil.
A nation is simply it’s people.

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@uscfan981 It's not New York