Kustin Alinghagen

This is a parody account. In no way affiliated with the real Austin Klinghagen. also not a cop

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Skills include (but not limited to):
Driving with my knee
Making dank pizza rolls
Procrastinating
Coming up with shitty tweets
Sleeping

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Stocking to office fridge with things that really matter

[University of South Dakota @usd]

Morning at Old Main.

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Can't wait to trap with my boys @T_Sobzy @Of_Mice_And_Max @RickyDenman this semester

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Thanks for that memory Nichols Construction

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

One time I showed up to work, couldn't find my boss. To find him we had to call police station. Yeah, they picked him up the night before

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

@SDMagazine Save yourself some time Stan, there's this new thing called Google Maps. It's pretty cool

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

@C_Theo7 must be busy or off his game today. Never got my whether update this morning.

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Just watched a trailer for 9/11 conspiracy movie, pretty sure my name is on a list somewhere now

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

@T_Sobzy https://t.co/yQLK5zGa85

[LA Turtle @evan_breen]

kanye west review

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Most people just flip the cakes, I replace the cake.

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

@T_Sobzy

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Living at home during HS: home by 11
Living at home during college: leave house at 11

[South Dakota Highway Patrol @SDHighwayPatrol]

If you are outside today - drink lots of fluids, wear light clothing, and dream of what you have to look forward to.

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

@lizzytheo32 oh yeah?

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Looking forward to @realDonaldTrump speech tomorrow night, his son @EricTrump did a great job tonight

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Today was a good Dave

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Looks like @jacob_munger found his goodbye present for 429 Plum

[Kustin Alinghagen @TexasCapital7]

Good day for me and my friend @C_Theo7 Astros win and Cards win over Cubs. Yeah good day.@erinoconnor312