BibleBelt Disptcher

Angry,liberal dispatcher based in the Bible Belt. Tweets are my own views and do not represent those of my employer.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Got called in, go to get @HaagenDazs_US ice cream from the freezer and somebody had eaten it all 😭😭😭

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This is the entire reason I’m in here damnit!

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

When an officer comes into the locker room and you can no longer release the gas from bloat 🤦🏻‍♀️

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

@kristie_fulton @FoxNews @HillaryClinton To be fair, nobody cares what we think either and yet.....here we are.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

The moment the person who sexually assaulted you moves into your jurisdiction and it takes everything in you not to treat them differently than any other citizen.... #FML #Dispatcherproblem

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

@911disbitch Not to mention...No I can’t hear the fucking Dog Nancy! If I did I’d be baby talking to it telling it what a handsome sweet boy he is.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Update on overtime- Took a call about a 4year old threatening to burn his preschool down.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Who let me take overtime before my regular shift? #eveningshifteronDays

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No wonder we can’t keep any dispatchers. Not even the Sgts have our backs. #911dispatcher #thingoldline #everyoneshitsonus

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

@DarkDispatch It’s not illegal just to stop and scream. Unless you break a loud noise city ordinance. Although you may get a few welfare checks called in on you.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

When your officers won’t tell you what’s going on with a call and you’re stress out with a tension headache. HELLLO IM A CONTROL FREAK THATS WHY I DO THIS JOB!

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Me- 911 what’s your emergency? Her-Do you want me to go buy you a bra right now?! ...what size are you?! Me-....

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

@BlueLineRookie Same thing happens in Dispatch. And things like almost getting my guys killed happens. Stop pushing people through just because we need staffing.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

I’m so over sleeping in bed alone every night. Somebody come cuddle with me or don’t. I just would sleep better with somebody else here instead of staring at my ceiling for hours.

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

I’m so over thoughts and prayers. Clearly they’re not enough if this keeps happening. #Florida

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

If my co-workers make one more anti-LGBT comment, knowing I’m bisexual, I’m gonna start making ageist comments because they’re old.

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Why has nobody checked her status by now?! Who trained these dispatchers?

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Is anyone else watching 911 on Fox right now and screeching during Athena’s Welfare Check? WHY WASNT SHE SENT BACKUP TO BEGIN WITH?!

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Nothing like having a citizen call in and complain on you to a Sgt about things that didn’t happen to the point that you’re crying you’re so angry. #fuckme #ineedadrink #whiskeyprefered

[BibleBelt Disptcher @TexasDispatcher]

Just casually watching my department on @oxygen for one of our murder cases on Christmas. 💁🏻‍♀️