texas tetas

Official X account of the Texas Tetas. no affiliation with the Texas Rangers, nor Major League Baseball. parody. have a little fun in life.

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Let’s never forget about this

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Nobody has ever said, ‘I want to watch a women’s sport today’

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

what the shirt says 🙂‍↕️

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Biden, in fact, did beat Trump.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Omg 🤣🤣🤣

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

@ChicagoVOID @NUCLRGOLF tbf his first language isn’t English

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

At least he didn’t introduce the president of the United States

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Rams left tackle Alaric Jackson was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge Monday night, the Los Angeles Police Department confirmed to ESPN’s @sarahbarshop:

https://t.co/dNKxpcdirg

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

People blame God when things go wrong but don’t thank him when things go right.

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Geno smith jersey swap for his new team

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

When she tells me she’s going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

You forgot to add the part where he said Trump did nothing wrong.

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY F*CK: Bill Clinton just exposed what Trump said about Epstein on the golf course!!

"Trump said, ‘You know, we had some great times together over the years, but we fell out all because of a real estate deal. I'm sorry it happened.’”

This is DISASTER for Republicans.

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

The state of the union is unimportant yapping and clapping session

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Same guy that doesn’t want to keep the bears in Chicago btw.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

Cut the check, @realDonaldTrump.

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Tipping should never be mandatory. You earn it based off service.

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Friendly fire

[Jacob Infante @jacobinfante24]

RYAN POLES GET YOUR FAT ASS ON THE PHONE RIGHT NOW

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

There’s a reason democrats logo is donkey

[j. @BronGotIt]

POV: You made the right choices in life

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

If Al Harris does leave the bears, i have an idea:

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Told ya so

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Hearing Mike Tomlin is getting released from Pittsburgh.

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Hearing Mike Tomlin is getting released from Pittsburgh.

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Wild how LAR, Panthers, bears, pack have to go on a short week for the playoffs, then either HOU or PIT will have to go on a short week after. It’s the playoffs and teams are getting advantages

[Sprinter JSG @jsgalvez]

All is set - NFL Wild Card playoff picture is ready

#nfl #WildCard #playoffs

[Jack Zolecki @jackzolecki_]

Never want to hear that Tyler Warren is better than Colston Loveland

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

The girl bashing another for being athletic

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Finally @Riley_Gaines_! It’s your time to shine!

[texas tetas @TexasTetas]

Condolences to the people who lost their season because of this

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

And now an official stat correction that could impact your fantasy score from months ago:

Bears QB Caleb Williams is now officially credited with a fumble, a fumble recovery and a rush for 0 yards — not minus-5 — on the last play of the third quarter **in Week 6**.