Tweets from Earth

This platform is called Twitter. I will not participate in the silliness of calling it a letter of the alphabet.

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@AJstatbetting @EricLDaugh Does Eric ever get tired of being wrong? Like ever?

Speaking of which, next week Mexico is paying for wall. Trump is fixing healthcare. Inflation is fixed. Trump sending out DOGE and tariff checks and Ukraine war ending

^ Eric, probably

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@MelviinHarris @a_toots @Gamma_Monkey @WhiteHouse Lmao

I love how comfortable MAGAs are just making shit up

But hey! He’s acing cognitive tests for Dementia. Experts have shared that’s not how it works but MAGA don’t care!

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@a_toots @Gamma_Monkey @WhiteHouse Lmao

Yeah MAGAs are so detached from reality.

Such a “strong man” who can’t stay awake during meetings or figure out a plan for Iran. 0 planning for after bombing

What happens when you put unqualified “yes men” in charge of govt

Biden gas prices looking great though!

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@Gamma_Monkey @WhiteHouse Oh yeah. Definitely winning lmao

JFC, MAGAs live in an alternate universe

Guy can’t negotiate to save his life.
Somehow Vance is an improvement compared to him. You realize how insane that is?

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@mattvanswol Can rely on Matt to not blow basic laws, civil rights, and court rules.

But he’s cool with the president trying to steal nearly 2 billion dollars. That’s a real patriot.

Btw, isn’t Trump a billionaire? Why did he need taxpayer dollars for his grift?

Easy- that’s what conmen do

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@bigDsreturn You’ve got some serious issues. Yikes.

Future school shooter here.

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@WorldExotic21 @Rosa27bvgj Jesus Christ…

Typical MAGA here. Ready to fuck ChatGPT image 😂

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@JgmckenzieGlenn @travelingflying Jesus Christ…

I stg MAGAs have done no credible research on voting, have they?

You know we’ve done several studies on this, right?
You’re a moron to think this is an epidemic.

The real issue facing Americans 😂. Made up voting stats and ballrooms .

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@atensnut Juanita, I’d be angry too if my face looked like that

Good lord lady, change your profile picture

🤮

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@elonmusk Lmao

This is so ironic coming from Elon who literally spent money to rig an election

Jesus Christ, folks who listen to Elon really are fucking morons

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@RealJamesWoods Well James, he tried to steal almost 2 fucking billion dollars from tax payers

Can you imagine if Obama did this? James Woods would be having meltdowns on social media every hour

Speaking of which, how old are you? You spend more time on social media than a teenage girl

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@Popstonox What the fuck happened to @h3h3productions & @HilaKleinH3 ?

Seriously, I used to like you guys.

Now you’re such sellouts & the most litigious people on the planet.
Sometimes people say bad things. The problem with people with $ is temper tantrums (aka lawsuits) when their upset

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@CommonSnsCanada @mark_slapinski By the way, where’s the DOGE & tariff checks? Trump pulled off an incredible raising of taxes & redistribution of wealth, huh.

At least he’s focused on the important things like….putting his face on stuff & pools. Wait what? That can’t be right!

He said he’d fix healthcare 🤔

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@CommonSnsCanada @mark_slapinski Fake assassination is the least of our worries.

We got a senior citizen who should be in a retirement home falling asleep while getting ass kick in the Middle East and who lies on a daily basis.

How bout dem cheaper grocery and gas prices lmao

But hey! A ballroom is cool!

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@jeffreymorrison @ChrisCillizza Someone needs to put grandpa in the old person home

But hey! Putting your name and face on an everything is super helpful for Americans!
He spends all day focused on ballrooms, stealing money from the federal govt, giving contracts to his families businesses, and vain projects!

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@RightScopee Oh wow guys suck burn 🥴

I’m sure the middle class will go pay for the insane prices Trump caused for gas with jokes 😂

No wonder the rest of the world is laughing at us

Trump focused on putting his name and face on everything! #Priorities

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@Itx_judith Lmfao

I stg MAGAs live on a different planet

Middle class is fucked under Trump

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@VNTGPRN It’s fake money

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@itsmattlloyd10 @DaytrippingRed @NUCLRGOLF You could spend 15 minutes on Google and figure this out…

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@itsmattlloyd10 @NUCLRGOLF Matt’s such a piece of shit
Funny how he got it fixed after getting called out.

Insane that in 2026 someone couldn’t use the internet to figure out how to transfer money.

Or respond to texts from the person you stole from. Scumbag behavior tbh.