Transport for Losers

Transport for Losers, fecking up your lives since the year 2000 baby!

[MayorWatch @MayorWatch]

Londoners invited to quiz TfL boss at TravelWatch board meeting: http://t.co/POjUWlBbmu

[❤ @MariaRose_x]

Haha jokes! Tfl got the banter 👌

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@hannahh_jlsx Ooooh, we could probably use some of those here! #wingingit

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@hannahh_jlsx aaaaah... Well, let us know when you do find out!

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

"@bristling: “do you even lift” as critique of TfL infrastructure in majority non-white areas"

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@AsEasyAsRiding yeah, soz. Our inhouse photographer's been too busy documenting mice of the circle line & london's best bus window scratches

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@MargauxFsr Peut-être qu'ils pensaient que l'air frais serait bon pour les enfants? #Noussommesidiots

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@jemmaroid Careful! It might shout back, and you'll find yourself in a hedge row *chortle* #hedgerow #jokes #whowritesthiscrap

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@KerrysWindow please accept our apologies. Our tech bods will amend JP to ensure we can charge you for future journeys #whatwerewethinking?

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

"@AleyahKairi: @TfL_FML Lmfao! It's alright. Don't worry I got P to give you." Sweet, we'll take the P. It's what we do best! #punfun

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

"@hannahh_jlsx: What is the point of tfl" simple: #Profit

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@drush071 well, the youth are our future (profits)! #moneymoneymoney

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

"@AleyahKairi: TFL just hang up on me? What a bitch movement." Er, yeah. Um. Our battery died? #crapexcuses #morecallsequalsmoreprofits

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@1stCrapital Aaaaaaahahaa! @Ryanair ain't got nothing on our moneymaking schemes! #respect

[Kemi Bamgbose @KemiCBamgbose]

750 jobs could be lost as TFL announce 24hr tube service at weekend yet TFL CEO took home £652,452 last year- 33 x times minimum TFL salary

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@1stCrapital seen how much rad publicity we're getting from linking massive job cuts to 24hr tubes? You guys should get on it! #bandwagon

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

@SouthWorstTrain seen how much rad publicity we're getting from linking massive job cuts to 24hr tubes? You guys should get on it too!

[Transport for Losers @TfL_FML]

"@bolliesaidso: Tfl are making drunken bootycalls easier on weekends as of 2015." How did this fine point not make the press release?!?