I have officially retired from defending Cristiano Ronaldo.
The workload became unbearable.
Every week Messi submits fresh evidence...It's been an honor fighting beside you.
But we've reached the stage where Messi doesn't even argue anymore...
He simply uploads evidence.
Every weekend my agenda expires.
Please don't look for me.
By the time you read this, I'll be somewhere learning how to say "ANKARA MESSI"
Signed: A Mentally Exhausted Former Ronaldo Fan.
Reason for resignation: Repeated exposure to football witchcraft.
Gentle reminder, if you're not happy while you are single, you won't be happy in a relationship.
Happiness comes from Lionel Messi, not relationships. 🐐🇦🇷
Moroccan girl who went viral last World Cup for her “Portugal airport is that way” “Poor Ronaldo” video has created a 2026 version after they were eliminated again.