j o r d a n

tweeting from the backseat of my kia soul. random thoughts from a random boy

[j o r d a n @ThaJordan]

guys (blue wave non-binary liberal vegan pilates) I’ve decided im bringing twitter back

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so many pots

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Do you know how many pots are in the met!!!!!

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the beepy boops on my ninja air fryer tickle my brain

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@barrelsofcarols @TheTonyPrince Thanks

[j o r d a n @ThaJordan]

is twitter blue again now

[el Jefé @JefePil]

someone said that John Harbaugh has the same voice as Joe Biden and now I can’t unhear it

[jared @miserableflop]

when you’re drunk at pride and your country starts a war

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

having gay roommates is so unserious because what do you mean "we should watch every live performance of espresso and rank them" NO we should do the dishes

[j o r d a n @ThaJordan]

Walgreens hold music gives me nightmares

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What happened to the lanternflies

[⭐️ @princemarell]

In an Uber heading back to Brooklyn from a gig in Porta Asbury Park NJ. I never felt so scared while performing my entire drag life. Do not go to that horrible bar.

[ruby 🇲🇽 @rubythevalley]

mahomes in the locker room during usher's halftime performance

[j o r d a n @ThaJordan]

the gay/straight handshake complex gives me life

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This comment on one of my soccer pics on hinge sent me 😂

[heather (陳詠薰) 🛸 @heatherGrey_]

people in New York be like “subletting my studio from 6/26-6/27!! lmk!”

[Jefferson @trillestjgoody]

In love with my friends. Happy priDEMONth!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙

[j o r d a n @ThaJordan]

@trillestjgoody Ur so right sis