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live fast and eat ass

[J @ThaNameIsJared]

if i jump let me fall

[skooks @skooookum]

Didn’t get today off call that Jewnteenth

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

type of shit big show was doing to rey mysterio in 2003

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

easy 150K

[Arslan @thega1nz]

When she catches me flossing with her g-string

[Leighton “Backdoor” Pennysworth @LeightonPennys]

Just failed a phishing test at work #retard

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Neet @neet_sol]

Parents: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Stripper: “I love you”

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Hall of fame tweet

[ムヴス 🇦🇷 @Youknowhodis_]

Nutted in 3.14 seconds call that cream π

[J @ThaNameIsJared]

@EpicNNG live on stream

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

This is exactly how Christopher Columbus got us the first time

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me enjoying the first 2 days with a baddie before she realise that I'm a broke guy:

[adeniyi @lullabystarlust]

i hate how funny this nigga is oh my god

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Getting off the bus to avoid the floods in NYC didn't quite work out as planned for her.

[s44nti @s44nti]

cuando ya espere a alguien por mas de dos ultramega largos minutos

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

🌹 Cooking dinner for our anniversary🌹

[J @ThaNameIsJared]

just discovered black cherry and plum juice at my grandma house n im pleasantly surprised

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I’m going to be honest man that just seems like a bomb

[corb @awshuqs]

mi tink me gwaan reap what mi sow